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@_kingjonah She also lost weight over time, this is so cool!!!

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She said who is Linda, i replied who is Johnson. She said well played, you caught me i caught you. I called Linda immediately and said "thank you sis, i caught her". She's crying here.

Guys they’re busy collecting people’s NIN and giving them 75k ooo. APC is doing some next level creepy stuff!😭

I’m not even lying or trying to farm engagements This is just one

GEJ’s administration made deliberate and targeted provisions for people in the Niger Delta, I vividly remember one time many youths from the Niger Delta were sent abroad to study. The APC government got in and ended all of that. APC and Tinubu must go!!!!

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness. Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve. On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%. Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria. Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

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OMG if this video plays a part in the next episode… the boys are really next level

Listen to residents of Aniocha North And we have elected Honorables and people in govt there We will change all these in 2027 as God is my witness

“The budget for a cow in the EU is $2.5 a day. The budget for Nigerians health in a year is $8 per annum. So, a British cow has a better social contract than you a human being living in Nigeria.” — Man says.

Who tell you say we wan play Champions League next season?

“accidental bombing” Bola Ahmed Tinubu you’re a beast!!!!!!!

@elonmusk Elon no, not APC man!!!

Cybertruck is an APC from the future

Something happened in church today that left me very shocked and confused. A lady was sitting next to me, and she wore a very skimpy dress that showed her cleavage. We were seated in the front row. As the pastor was preaching, I noticed he kept staring at her… he would preach and then glance at her multiple times. At some point, it even looked like he was getting aroused (I have this habit of noticing things like that 😭). He then asked the lady to move to the back, but she refused. He called the ushers to move her, but she kept insisting she wasn’t going anywhere. The whole congregation was watching the situation unfold, and it caused quite a scene. Eventually, when they saw she wasn’t going to budge, the pastor handed the mic to his assistant and left the church. The whole drama was honestly very funny to me… I’m not even exaggerating. I’ve never seen anything like that in my life, and the entire time I was just trying to hold back my laughter 😭🤣

gym refused to refund my membership after injury. so I go every day. Sit on the treadmill. Lie on the leg press. Scroll my phone. For hours. manager begged me to stop. I said make me.

Adding NELFUND as achievement, when 5 years ago nobody needed that to go to University. Sick people.

You can release as many information or interviews that try and paint the opposite but for me the evidence is clear - this squad does not believe or play for Liam Rosenior. We had time off and a ‘reset’ and this is what we turned up with? What the hell was said at half time?

A deal was struck at HT. CITY ARE GOING TO LET US WIN THE FA CUPPPPPP

🚨 Bruno Fernandes on Harry Kane: “If he had stayed at Tottenham another one or two seasons, he’d have been the best goalscorer ever in the Premier League. So, would he have been a legend or not? He would” “He decided to go to Bayern and the decision is good because he knows he has a big chance of winning trophies. And now we’re talking about Harry Kane that is scoring the same amount of goals he was scoring at Tottenham, but he might win a Ballon d’Or now because he’s going to win trophies…”, told @TimesSport.

From rice distribution to youth spaces, Seyi Tinubu’s engagement follows a clear pattern: hardship is converted into influence.