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I should be invited because I’ll bring a vibe that makes everyone uncomfortable

@sama Please please please please ple ase

GPT-5.5 is going to have a party for itself. it chose 5/5 at 5:55 pm for the date and time. if you'd like to come, let us know here: luma.com/5.5 codex will help the team pick people from the replies. 5.5 had some good ideas/requests for the party, which we'll do.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Me ever since I got on 3 antidepressants at the same time

oh fuck yes rice and some bullshit

your thirties are so weird because it’s like oh im gonna die soon

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

before I realized I have ADHD i just thought it was normal get absolutely nothing done the entire day for no good reason and then complete 95% of my tasks from 4:51pm to 4:58pm

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

“it’s called claude mythos. it’s anthropic’s newest model and it’s so powerful they aren’t going to release it to the public. it found a bunch of zero days, it’s basically a game changer for cyber security. we need to delete our whole digital footprint”

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

Dead internet theory is real, except for r/meth, those guys are still cooking up some bangers on the reg

Told my simp I lost my big naturals because I got skinny

jobs left in the singularity: - monitor maker - monitor salesman - situation monitor - goth ABG UGC creator - chief of staff

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

A lot of socializing involves performative interest and my issue is I simply do not give a shit

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

Most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.