gumball wizard

pleasure sucks

*i keep trying to embrace someone but the giant object I’m walking around impaled on keeps pushing them away and sort of stabbing them* oh man. Well, I love my life. I’m so unique

@chaosprime we pay lip service to knowing a lot of this stuff is rationalized, but it really is

@propdiddy gay here. fry can go to hell, but several of the worst people i've met have tried to get me to watch modern french comedies.

@MinovskyArticle "heaven is a place on earth" sounds like a funeral dirge for the world

@NewSovietPoster i didn't know this was Two Worlds' account

Every drug is a universal vector through mindspace. However, our points of origin are so distant from each other that identical translations take us to drastically different places

@immolations i hate the tinder one the most because it's the one most often presented as "real"

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Heh grim feeling to realize in retrospect that when I was contributing to building a big business in my teens and 20s I had no allies, people who might have even considered nominating me for something like MVC 30 under; just all jackals with knives.

@lovelykeffie @karmic128 Of course

@sarugetchuu i accidentally took a header from the ledge above, slammed into the ground, and immediately lassoed her into the fire

@yungneocon @lopezlinette bless you

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Welcome to your date with me. I am going to introduce you to Belle & Sebastian and tell you theyre my secret little obscure gem of a band, and talk about how I enjoy holding hands more than getting hand jobs(a lie)

@Vermeullarmine this has been weighing heavy on my conscience, but i'm glad it's all out in the open now