Frederick Miller, CEO

Mr. and Mrs. Bourbon… never heard of it but it’s whoopin my ass right now! It took 5 min just to type this tweet. I might be cooked🤙#ferda

After last night idk if i can drink again

I’m at the point in my life where the only things that make me happy are football, beer, and my DJ

Nothing better than a 5 o’clock somewhere margarita. RIP my goat Jimmy.

@skippermagoo I 2nd that Artie

Artie is hammed

@heathforthevols My imagination says the weekend would consist of at least 48 beers consumed and my ass would not move from the couch. Thanks for putting this image into my brain @heathforthevols #LAB

Imagine the weekend we could have had if football was on today.

@heathforthevols I’ve got to stop collapsing on every hole so the game becomes enjoyable #LAB

I have got to stop collapsing the last four holes of my round. Just ruined my Friday

This and ibuprofen is the only thing keeping me alive rn. The hangover is raping me and there is no going back. Tomorrow is gonna be rough #shambles #LAB

@voldaddy123 #LAB

my new betting philosophy (and it should be yours too) is to pick the opposite whatever i think is going to happen. fade alan!

woke up from my slumber at 4:20 am and threw in a zyn. gotta be the world record for earliest time to throw in an upper decky

I think @heathforthevols has to take a shot for his god awful performance in darts. MARGARITAVILLE HERE WE COME!!

@manfromoakland Could not agree more with this marvelous statement🙏🏽

@heathforthevols Totally agree with you Heath , except it’s February now…

Why do people complain about global warming? 70 degrees in January is amazing

@heathforthevols Try using the one that makes the women happy. Works everytime for me. I’ve never once missed a 5 footer since i made the change!

I need new putter recommendations. Anybody got one that will stop making me miss 5 foot putts?

There is a Tennessee Vols Grinch loose in Ohio#GBO

i’ve smoked 3 cigars and had 7 beers and i can’t feel my legs. chat am i cooked? #buckfama

Just walked by someone with a chain and leash on. I barked to see if we had a connection and got no bark back. Today sucks. #itwasneverthebark

Had a dream last night that i had the dentist suction apparatus with some lube around my johnson and boi did it get me worked up. #carryon

@heathforthevols My goodness!! Somebody get me a beer!!

@vomaballs Try 13.50 for a 30 rack.

Putting yall on game.