rachael

I would laugh but this is not in the least bit funny…

The eleven most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the zombie government and I'm here to help zombies".

Hilarious choice considering how widely known the crimes required to make bananas an international commodity were lmao. Like okay? Sorry maybe a banana might be hard to get without war crimes, you're not missing much !

would be difficult to rank the books you haven't read tbf

whole species does nothing but hit the emote button

am i the first guy to get swatted to this song

There's some new zealanders in the accounting department at work. Nice enough fellas and they do a good job. But imagine if your daughter brought one of these guys home and he cant even make eye contact

Im not racist, some of my friends are new zealanders. But if you let them take over the whole neighbourhood they'll be playing awful bbq reggae, stinking the place up with overcooked meat, and leaving passive agressive notes on parked cars

I’m not sure if I can handle this.

It feels anti art to start a new game on the same day you finished one. Like if your girlfriend died and you downloaded tinder on the same day

lmao

Q: How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast in the morning? A: I actually didn't have breakfast in the morning, so, just the same as I do now. Q: Ok, what if you HAD had breakfast in the morning but had to say how you'd feel if you hadn't? A: Still the same, in the end.

does anyone else let the skin around your booty hole dry up, peel it off like lip skin, and eat it?👀

Ai has forced studios to evolve their stagnant art styles.

@InverseNinjas @GamingEelektros so dont use them whats the problem

@GamingEelektros These are the modifiers available that aren't use Options Menu options. All off them take away interactivity and replace them with nothing.

Oh my God where do I even start -A mildly interesting mechanic (a health bar that can be affected by two different types of attack being directed one way or the other) is continually apologized for by the game's wishy washy level design. This is likely the big one. What could have been side scrolling ikaruga where twitch decisions mean life or death or a player is informed via basic mechanics and natural conclusions that they might have something to gain by riding one side of the health bar (putting them more at risk from one type of attack than another) instead becomes Every Challenge Bar None Comes With A Health Regeneration Point Immediately Afterward. It is REMARKABLE how the developers used an interesting play mechanic in order to make sure that no part of their game was moderately challenging for even a moment while gaining *nothing* in return. THERE'S MORE