My name is not Damien

@SomaKazima @beach_gothh

@cary_casada @esalindell23 @samnestler @DLLS_Stars I don’t think he is better, but goalies have down years, Otter and Helly are both having one but Helly is having probably the worst season of his career, it’s not a very good comparison

@esalindell23 @voxanimae_ @samnestler @DLLS_Stars Dallas fans are the only ones that think Jake is better than Helly, Olympic team coaches sure didn't

Alright, I am ready to hear it. Where is your ACTUAL level of concern for this team heading into the playoffs? 💻 @DLLS_Stars alldlls.com/dallas-stars-g…

@esalindell23 @cary_casada @samnestler @DLLS_Stars Quite literally he does win in the playoffs. You can be critical of Otter, but he should be the starter in the playoffs. Use all of the advanced stats. Expected goals are worth two in the bush most of the time.

@voxanimae_ @cary_casada @samnestler @DLLS_Stars The -0.001 GSAx number isn't referencing a swapped scenario. It is solely based off his performances and stats this season. Jake ranks 30th in the league among those with 27+ starts (GSAx). Meanwhile DeSmith is 12th. But hey, at least he wins in the playoffs...right?...right?

@esalindell23 @samnestler @DLLS_Stars Jake Oettinger lately

@samnestler @DLLS_Stars I dont think you’re ready to hear it until you can face the truth about jake

@cary_casada @esalindell23 @samnestler @DLLS_Stars Jake Oettinger quite literally has better stats than Helly this season, and even outplayed him in the second round last season

@esalindell23 @samnestler @DLLS_Stars 💯👊 how much for Helly!😂

@EndTimesLamp @murphdogg29 He was asking reporters for their sexual history

@murphdogg29 So he was doing the sole duty we are here on earth for, evangelizing to the lost. Awesome.

I wish folks would stop saying he got waived because of homophobic comments. Dude was out there hounding teammates about their religious beliefs and questioning reporters about committing sins and fornicating. No one wants that around any workplace.

@ArcOgre007 @pimori

American🇺🇸 Ogre here, keep in mind that Japan 🇯🇵 is 13 to 16 hours ahead of America (13 hours east coast) and (16 hours west coast) depending on on which side of the states we're on your posts are reaching us, but also, it's based on keywords, a lot of translated posts I have been seeing from other countries are tied to what i've been looking for like cooking, hiking, fishing, gardening, anime and happy posts. btw I asked grok to have the apron say "I love Japan" but I can't read it so hopfully it actually says that, sometimes grok doesn't have enough time to render and you get funny unfinished words that look like grok fell asleep on the keyboard.

アメリカに私のポストが全然届かない😭

@tech_interloper @GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Much unlike the automobile, famous for making the driver stand while driving

@GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Big problem: slowly castrates you from extended sitting

Submission by @shadyindividu4l

@BoomstickMafia @Patty21NHL @localguy76 Goat. Thank you

@voxanimae_ @Patty21NHL @localguy76 You can get all of them for free. Download this app. Select teams, then Rangers.

Okay, y'all win. I just remember a Josh Jung that mashed the first half of 23, and got off to a blistering start in 24 before the broken wrist. Where did that dude go??

@Patty21NHL @localguy76 A lot of Evan’s articles are locked behind paywalls, unfortunately. But it would totally make sense, especially if issues persist into this season despite a total coaching overhaul

@voxanimae_ @localguy76 Pretty sure evan even wrote about the coaching issues last season. You can see the lack of adjustments just by watching his ABs

@Patty21NHL @localguy76 I have not seen these reports, not saying they don’t exist but I’ve not seen this anywhere

@localguy76 Based on all accounts he’s uncoachable and refuses to make adjustments even though the league figured him out

@ICT_Lineman @Lassimak Genuinely the dumbest shit I have ever read

@Lassimak Brad Treliving fire in Toronto. Could Jim Nill be on the move?

Final: Texas 77, Michigan 41 The Longhorns return to the Final Four for the second consecutive year, becoming the first Texas team to do so since 1986 and 1987 when Jody Conradt led Texas to its lone national title in the first of those two years.

@itsgoldouthere @Champ_Lion >has a blue check Are you fucking retarded?

@Champ_Lion I’m a huge proponent for HOA. Keeps the neighborhood up and no cars on the street. HOA is for clean people.

I still have no idea how HOA's are legal and why people put up with it. The fuck you mean I'll get a fine if I park my car in front the house that I "own" lmaoooo

@joelithic @phoenixsoulstis @Champ_Lion No but it is that serious because you’re passing it off as if it is fact or “normal”

@phoenixsoulstis @Champ_Lion I worked as a roofing contractor and I saw it all the time in many neighborhoods. I just used that photo for comedic purposes. It’s not that serious.

@TopTierPucks So you’re getting a lot of traction from Dallas fans. While I don’t entirely disagree with Mikko being the representative, Benn has been captain for like 14 years. Dallas fans I feel think of him first when they think “Dallas Star”

Every representative

NHL “Face of the Franchise” rankings

@GeorgeGeff69 @Kosher_Weaver @POSTGAMEBEERSSS Did you?

@voxanimae_ @Kosher_Weaver @POSTGAMEBEERSSS Oh yeah? Did you win a cup that year or something??

I still do not understand the Jason Robertson hate. three 40 goal seasons for 26 year old Jason Robertson.

@GeorgeGeff69 @Kosher_Weaver @POSTGAMEBEERSSS We did this

@Kosher_Weaver @voxanimae_ @POSTGAMEBEERSSS Why? Because your franchise is dogshit and hasn’t done anything in 27 years?? Poor baby😩

@GeorgeGeff69 @POSTGAMEBEERSSS The Stars have won a cup you fucking dipshit

@voxanimae_ @POSTGAMEBEERSSS Are you stupid? Maybe win a cup and come find me!

@TheeRobBanta @POSTGAMEBEERSSS The numbers don’t lie, I watch every single game. You can point at one specific 3 on 3 misplay all you want

@voxanimae_ @POSTGAMEBEERSSS

@GeorgeGeff69 @POSTGAMEBEERSSS What does this have to do with anything

@POSTGAMEBEERSSS 27 years since you won a cup😘

@MassacreOfAnts @POSTGAMEBEERSSS I really like Bob Sturm, but he is wrong about Robo.

@POSTGAMEBEERSSS The only one that truly hates him is a radio guy that wants to trade him so badly lol