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@ScenesInFilm Then he blamed Hermione for making potions

he still needed him to assist

@FabrizioRomano Let’s not play for the history of this club

🚨 Roberto De Zerbi: “We are playing for pride, dignity and the history of our club. It’s not acceptable for a club of this size, stature and prestige to be in this position”.

@SkySportsPL Bros the reason Arsenal won the league

Man City fan with the Arsenal bottle, Tal Rehmann, congratulates the Gunners on their league title (and explains how the viral video came to be) 👏

@w_bravel Well Enzo wasn’t sacked. He left because he wanted City job. Your just dumb. You’ll say whatever just because you want your agenda to work

These Chelsea owners are the BIGGEST Chess Players I've ever seen 😂; João Pedro doesn't called up for the Brazil NT. They distract him and the fanbase with the POTS award. Chelsea lost FA Cup final. They distracted everyone with Xabi Alonso news. Chelsea lost to Brighton. They are distract everyone with Rosenior sack. Enzo Maresca was sacked. They ran to the media to say he walked away.

@RespectfulMemes Ironically Ladiesman

@desHi__chora Scripted but ok Farm likes on someone else’s content

लिफ्ट में लड़का मैडम से गलती से टच हो गया फिर लगातार बेइज्जती करके थप्पड़ मार दिया लड़का फिर ज्यादा पिटाई किया लेकिन CCTV नही होता तो मैडम विक्टिम कार्ड खेलती

@eternaltxts Hi

CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🥳 ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ IF you found this tweet ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ All by yourself ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ That means you love spongebob say ‘hi’ to remove bad luck for 10 years

@TouchlineX Delete your account

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: BlueCo have recognized their mistake in prioritizing short-term results over long-term stability at Chelsea, having gone through six different managers since their takeover in 2022. The club are now evaluating a shortlist of coaches, with a strong focus on proven big-game experience, the ability to develop young players, and above all, long-term continuity. The top decision-makers want a manager capable of leading Chelsea’s project for the next decade.

@MrBeast 6 7

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Blonddieee_ How he asexual when he get butcher woman pregnant??

It should’ve ended there, he could’ve done it. He could’ve killed Homelander. But suddenly, soldier boy develops sympathy for his asexual son??

@livescore Fake

Atlético Madrid have 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 lost a Champions League knockout game against an English side at their own stadium 🏰🚫

@beyoumf Antonio Margarehtii

gun to your head name an italian

@RCBforeverr @pegasius01 Most white walkers were Ginny’s brothers. I think they realised Sam took care of her

@pegasius01 Because they leave one person behind so that he can tell the story

The biggest mistake in GOT. They had him right there. The White Walker looked Samwell Tarly in the eyes and just... walked past.

@CFCDaily The most HR statement ever 🤣🤣🤣

🚨⚠️KEY LINE IN THE STATEMENT: “As the Club works to bring stability to the Head Coach position, we will undertake a process of self-reflection to make the right long-term appointment.”

@GioParisi87 @memetexts Wanting someone else to pay for your wedding. Wouldn’t that make you a Cheap Bastard?

@memetexts Cheap bastard old man can’t afford $15 per month? I see why you dumped her because you were paying for your own wedding

@lilansidon Technically, he didn’t lie

When Brock Lesnar was asked about using steroids “I’m a white boy, and I’m jacked. Deal with it.” Then he failed a drug test a week later 😭

@Mrwhosetheboss @Sidemen What’s more impressive is that you’ve resisted the urge of changing your phone a million times lmao

30 days into my transformation @Sidemen charity match I'm coming for you

@AAAAA4A4AAAAA She looks like Jan

@justcfc Nope get out of my club

Also we need to drop the CWC badge next season, that belongs to Maresca.

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8 6 7

Reply with a number between 1-100 and we'll show the corresponding assist from @B_Fernandes8 🪄⬇️