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I’m trying to be a domesticated wife with all the cool kitchen gadgets

me arriving to work 26 minutes late but I don't care because I do the job of 3 people and can't be replaced

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

@TheyLuvvLi_ both Sagittarius 🫠

What two signs created you

@Okoliemeka_ the night is dark and full of terrors

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

@therealkimj get some local bee pollen!

i can’t tell if these are allergies or if i have a cold this pollen shit gets serious

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

DO NOT TRUST HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A MONDAY MORNING

@dumbandfunn No super easy! Just time consuming lol I broke it down into 2 days — roughly 4-6 hours total

@vssilew I saw that one too!!!! It’s so beautiful, was it hard to do?

can I show you guys the Lego set I ordered for myself today?? you guys can’t judge me lol

@dumbandfunn omgg post a pic of when you finish it! Here’s an old pic of my Lego Van Gogh

it’s sooooooooo cute in person!!!

went to the grocery store yesterday, going to the grocery store today, probably gonna go to the grocery store tomorrow

@JUANMARQUESO @HousewivesHub no not me saying to my friends, you fucking bet I don’t give a fuck about anyone but me

@HousewivesHub Omg i just got done watching this episode (on my first watch) and im w erika

Throwback to when Kyle Richards called out Erika Jayne for showing no compassion toward the victims of her estranged husband Tom Girardi and his law firm. I forgot how unhinged Erika was in this clip. She’s like, “I don’t give a f—k about anyone else but me” and that she is “a wife that’s been left in ruins.” Kathy calling out Kyle for swearing in the middle of all that chaos is so Kathy. Honestly, Kyle’s swearing was the least of anyone’s concerns. #RHOBH season 12

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

another year down

ain't nobody working hard today we just here for attendance

how are people intentionally getting pregnant — in this economy?!!!

i can't work under these festive conditions

Fire sign women