Sir Xalot

Today is sunny with high of 22C. Noice.

@janefkndoe "I saw the light but I didn't see no dicke titten."

Fat dude working at the gas station was blasting music from his phone, so was like what are you listening to—he’s all “it’s my AI band, picture Bob Marley jamming with Rammstein to gospel music” Like no, why would I want to picture that?😭

Rhetorical question. Next to Keanu Reeves. 3F because I respect personal space.

Some truth in what you write but Europe is done for. The US gets change via elections (if both houses are with the president especially) Europe is the very definition of stagnation. Even on a national level most countries vote themselves into coalitions that get nothing done. EU level is even worse. You can never ever have an administration over here that actually has the chance and balls to change things. Impossible.

@KarolineGosling Europe is f*cked, but the US model is unattractive. They make more generally by working longer, harder, only to spend more on debt and insurance, and have less time to enjoy the fruits of their labour. Europe sucks in many ways, but it's got a few things right.

The amount of jealousy Europeans have for America is insane. It may be shielded in Euro-Confidence and arrogance, but the United States has overtaken Europe in just about everything. Europeans are like the girl in school who is jealous of the girl who became prettier than them over the summer. I honestly can't take Europeans seriously who have this ingrained "AMERICA BAD AMERICANS FAT" mindset that so many here have.. And I say this as a European. Either compete with America, or Europe will lose. They are overtaking us in everything.. Including food. We are downgrading every day. You think just because we have a history of fashion and football we will still be ahead in 25-30 years??

@DonCryptonium You know, if I had money I'd want you to manage it. A man who shares the kind of videos you make, and rare bathtub moments is genuinely trustworthy.

How lucky I am and look at my new card

@KirstX18 give me leonard cohen afterworld

@signoremosca Jesus I meant AI adoption not adaptation lol

CS is useless nowadays in face of AI. Either take a designated AI course (they exist at unis in my country) or do a more hardware focused study. Not trying to tell you what to do but take it from a senior developer in that field that there are few openings even in countries that are slow on AI adaptation. Job prospects ain't good.

Very annoying predicament where I want to take the first 70% of a math undergraduate degree and the last 30% of cs undergrad + masters

As a citizen of an EU country it is embarrassing to watch these spineless faggits act. All they do day in day out is screw over their people. Likewise the EU. Brainless opportunists that I wouldn't entrust to send to the stores for my groceries because they would either get lost, buy the wrong things or lose the contents of the bags to return and announce what a great job they have done. This is where we are at, 2026 AD.

BREAKING: Merz, Starmer, Macron and Meloni issue joint announcement in Paris saying they’re sending a naval mission to the Hormuz Strait to protect freedom of navigation 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇹

@unmemetic Yes, it's more a Strait of Hummus situation.

@vulkantpot With a phone

I'm held here against my will.

Why do they sing about porn on the bayou?

@ApolloZens Did you bump into Roger Federer yet?

When in Switzerland Blessed beyond belief God is great!

@nomoreangelwave At the airport, on arrival, so choose the line wisely. You want the young Latina who smiles at you and guides your hand to the fingerprint scanner. I never saw her again. It's so sad.

applying for US visa. how fast they’re gonna reject me?

@DeepDishEnjoyer I can believe that actually - not saying it tastes as bad as it looks...

all of this was 8 euro slovakia... this is living

Why is everyone doing this "no trespassing" stuff nowadays. Bastards.

Stumbled upon this thing when walking next to the river...

@Kandii Sounds like paradise if you are flexible enough lol. Marilyn Manson comes to mind for some reason...

i have a foot fetish for my own feet

@tippity Get a lawyer.

im at the indian all you can eat spot on my fifth bowl of butter chicken and they just cut me off “you have to leave”

With the proper breathing technique and a residual alcohol level of 0.15% I was able to open my trading app for the first time since the Iran war started. I'm positively surprised.

@333too3 Yeah but that's mainly skin, right?

Australia currently has the highest cancer rate in the world, with approximately 468 to 514 cases per 100,000 people.