ꙮ「ン」

Jesus fucking christ, how is Erika Kirk already in another relationship, in less than a year of her husband overdosing on drugs no less?

Trump has won this war 7 times. He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times. And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times. What more do you want from him?

Bro look at my chimera I’m gonna get laughed out of the wizards circle

Over the course of the past week we went from "zoomers need to live within their means even if that means living on PB&J" to "boomers shouldn't have to pay property taxes because sometimes it prices them out."

Look, if you are a Boomer struggling with property taxes let me help you First, cheaper lunches This cost me 4 bucks Second, check those subscriptions they are expensive! Third, maybe pick up some part time work and cover a bill or two, making a little more helps If that doesn't do it, then you are simply living above your means🤷‍♂️ Sorry, I guess you don't need a 400k house then and should find something affordable in your budget

damning my ferret for eternity cuz im bored

Happy Memorial Day.

@teacherhottakes @Freyy_is You just said the quiet part out loud. The part that doesn't just need highlighted—it practically demands to be shouted from the rooftops. And honestly? That kind of raw, authentic "technical contrarianism" is exactly what the world needs more than anything right now. Keep going.

@Freyy_is It's not x, but y. Not this partial thought. Not this fragment. Not this half idea. It's the "quietly" doing any action. It's the double space between each line of a post. Not this. Not that. Not the other. It's all of it. And the worst part? It's EVERYWHERE.

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing. honestly? it’s this.

looking for jobs is awesome man should I apply on bebee or jooble

Boomers are like "My mother lived a horrible life so that I could have a better one. Anyway, because my parents had a tough life, you should also have a bad life. Things shouldn't get better, they should get worse. But not for me, just you, because you're young. Fuck you."

🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt. This is dramatically more than any President in American history.

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

@plaggoesqu40696 @Murfey6 @TheBoysOOCC So the 4 foot boneless tentacles that are routinely bitten off by literal fish traveled through 25+ feet of intestines and guts and ripped through his body like paper

@Murfey6 @TheBoysOOCC percorreu as tripas por dentro provavel o composto so o tornou forte por fora percorrer o sitema gastrico por dentro deve ter burlado

Eric Kripke reveals the Octopus that killed The Deep was Ambrosius cousin. #TheBoys

@Nicolasombroso @triviahct The concept of hating on PHM with a one piece avi...

@triviahct Person who has only seen 4 movies, seeing his fifth one: YOOOOO HE'S TURNING AROUND AND SAVING ROCK BUDDY KNOWING HE MAY NEVER COME BACK TO EARTH THIS IS AN INSTANT TOP 5

the concept of having wuthering heights in your top 5

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching