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Speak the truth and shame the devil @GaryLineker #NTAs 👏

@piersmorgan Good question. Here’s another one… Why aren’t you for phone hacking?

My god… why is nobody in prison for this yet?

@AlternativeMUFC Upside Down Head

Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best. Bald is best. Beard is best.

@AlternativeMUFC “You’ll never win anything with kids” 🤔

Stay on the bench son, it's not worth it.

@Nick_Pettigrew @mrjamesob 🫡

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Gullis eating soup with a fork. I watched Braverman try to deport a sofa. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.”

Rishi stood in the rain calling an election while someone is blasting out D:Ream ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ - Makes me proud to be British. Wipe them out, every last one of them #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #GeneralElection

@justinmoorhouse Thanks, but a somewhat hollow victory without you and your full squad in attendance #WeGoAgain

Winners! Finally ‘Sticky Toffee Bumhole’ beat @justinmoorhouse in the The Farrars quiz… (not that he was in tonight)

@NWAmbulance Few weeks ago I got to speak to 2 paramedics in @TamesideNHS TGH. 3yrs+ after my brain haemorrhage I just needed to say thanks and tell them they are amongst the very best people this nation has produced. I owe them my life ❤️ #Ambulance #NHS #stroke

@justinmoorhouse @FarrarsArms 🤔 think I’m going to propose you 4 verses the rest of the pub next week #TeamStickyToffee

@AlternativeMUFC My review at the time “Fuck Yeah”

Watched Top Gun Maverick again tonight. There's no two ways about it, it's a modern day action movie done proper. The cheese is overpowering at times but who gives a shit when the action sequences and practical effects are this good. Solid Saturday night entertainment. 9/10

The organist sounds like he should be playing the @TowerBallroom Was that not ‘my old man’s a dustman’ just then? #KingCharlesIII #TheCoronation

@McLarenF1 No pace, plan or light at the end of the tunnel tho #sackzak @ZBrownCEO

Still got it. ✅😉

@McLarenF1 ‘Tricky’ also known as ‘not quick enough’ #SakZak @ZBrownCEO

Tricky qualifying session. We’ll need to make progress up the field tomorrow to get inside the points. #AusGP 🇦🇺

@McLarenF1 @Workday Lets go faster. Lets #SackZak

We're excited to announce a multi-year partnership with @Workday, a leading provider of enterprise cloud applications for finance and human resources, as an Official Partner of the McLaren Formula 1 Team from 2023. Let's get started! 🤝 #WorkdaySports

@PerryBrownF1 @McLarenF1 @ZBrownCEO The man is a joke #SackZak

@McLarenF1 You might be cool, but you will never be @ZBrownCEO casually leaning on the rear wing endplate cool.

Time to debrief with the team after the #SaudiArabianGP. 👊

@NHSMillion He’s one of the worst human beings of the 21st century

Boris Johnson is the worst Prime Minister in history, perhaps even the worst British politician of all time. That he partied while people were dying is unforgivable. That he still won’t take responsibility is beyond belief.

#TuringTest Looks like I’ve broken #ChatGPT given that we all know #baldisbest @AlternativeMUFC

@McLarenF1 You make your own luck #SackZak #ZakOut @ZBrownCEO

We were very unlucky in a tough race at the #SaudiArabianGP. 🇸🇦 Hear from the team and learn more about how things went on the streets of Jeddah. 👇

@McLarenF1 Whatever it takes…? I know where to start #ZakOut #SackZak

We are prepared to do whatever it takes. 👊 Team Principal, Andrea Stella, has addressed our short-term issues but shines a light on what is still to come this year. Read more. 👇