woffee 👺

god the valorant accent is so hot wow!!!!!!!!!!!

doing a line of what could’ve been

Abuse your prescription Thursday

i’ll vape at the apple store i’ll vape at the dentist ill vape at a gender reveal in the pregnant mothers face

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

When I own a house I'm going to have heated floors so my wife never has to wear socks #feet

Stimulant abuse Summer

finding out a guy is a pervert vs finding out a girl is a pervert

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

everyone is always so friendly to me because i'm so charming and attractive and also they fear my outbursts of incredible violence.

its please don't hurt me Tuesday

when you drink to die and all of your friends only want to get tipsy

“it’s a privilege to feel things so deeply” i say through gritted teeth

computa help me

how it feels being washed at a game you were once good at

Confidence to dry swing the awp but I can’t make a phone call without hyping myself up

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it