Apatsa Wa Basiteni

@BardeenBar @mynassah 😂 deterence convoy - nyengo ikasintha convoy imakula paja anthu sapanganika apa honeymoon phase

@waBasiteni @mynassah Mama amakunga 100 something cars 😂😂😂😂

Malawi has the second most expensive fuel in the world, they say. President Peter Mutharika has quite the convoy for it…

@BardeenBar @mynassah Not that bad - sangafanane ndi mama ku dziko kwa aneba

@mynassah 27 cars reall convoy ends at 13 cars ena aja angoyilowa 😂😂😂 atleast muthuyi samayendayenda tiziyamikako

@ChikafaJnr Malawians and dirty money - same people that tell you you can't criticise such-such person because he has more money than you.

My people see this and then support Israel and America even more. Malawians, by the way. Black people from the continent's poorest nation.

@achemicals9 🥹 eh

Funny how diaspora guys complain about how expensive things are in Malawi, yet they’re the same ones feeding the market with forex at abnormal rates,forgetting they have relatives and projects back home, and that same dollar will still be used to buy the things they need here

@ashleejenaee Damn 💔

Suicide is NEVER the answer

Respect!!

@historical_Afr Rest well madam🕊️ and thank you for your contributions to all of us

@ChikafaJnr We are world's poorest country and people think US'Irael is heaven.

Why do many Malawians love America and Israel this much?

@ABeckerza @Pirat_Nation Yap about the same on my Windows 11

@Pirat_Nation From 80KB to 80MB running on mine now.

According to veteran Microsoft engineer David Plummer, task manager was only 80KB in size, which allowed it to run smoothly even on the limited hardware of that era. What made it especially clever was how it handled multiple instances. Instead of simply checking whether Task Manager was already open, it sent a private message to the existing window and waited for a response. If the window responded, it meant Task Manager was already running normally. If there was no response, the system assumed it had frozen and opened a new instance instead.

@HatsaVii @ReserveBankMW LOL love the dressing

We had insightful meeting with the @ReserveBankMW officials today. The future is fintech

@prince03_malawi @Chris_Pheros Lol akuti when you start making money mazira ndi sausage zimasiya kukoma

@Chris_Pheros A malawi akagwira makwacha kuvuta kwambiri

In case you dont know the prices of shower gel. A family of 4 would be using 5 to 7 bottles a month. That's almost 150k/month just for shower gel. Too much for an average Malawian. Ayi, ine peer pressure iyiyi yandivuta.

@glumonmic_ FL Studio mostly used by Afro & hiphop producers has now improved audio recording - but if you are looking to get started there is Universal Audio LUNA which is free & has some pro feel. Some more free I have used Tracktion Waveform and Cakewalk Sonar. EDM use Ableton and Bitwig

As someone who wants to start music production, which DAWs would you recommend? For beats, I know FL Studio is good, but what about vocals? Also, don’t forget to suggest plugins for both DAWs. Give me a full beginner setup. Thank you.

@Adona_Vstaxx I think Malawian women are almost the same breed as South African women just that our diet is poor - beauty also has to do with look at all those why you will almost not find ugly girls in Sunny Side or Area 43 who have rich parents who can afford them good food and cosmetics.

Koma South African women are blessed 😍🔥 everything malo mwake

@Hopemalopa That PTC logo and branding was really nice - timeless design

Blantyre main PTC in the 70's I understand it was the first building with an escalator in malawi

@TheAntiHeropon @EimantasEs @only_office Lol isn't that the beauty of opebsource

@EimantasEs @only_office Backed by Putin, so yeah not a viable option sadly.

We issue a formal notice to Nextcloud & IONOS regarding the "Euro-Office" project ❌ No ONLYOFFICE branding retained ❌ No proper attribution provided ❌ Open-source distribution obligations not met We support legal forks, but compliance is mandatory 🔗 onlyo.co/4sFstMF

@PDalioh @AstroShumba lol kodi zili paliponse et 😂 chaulere moni yekha

@AstroShumba Ma hook up😂😂😂

Dziko lokomera mahule ili.

@IamMerchantMW @Canalmw98 Eh kodi et

@Canalmw98 The issue is not about kubalalika. She is paid to play lesbian. There is an organisation which pays them in even for recruiting others. She recruits, she gets paid. Alipo kagulu

Akutelo

@kakumangoni @IamMerchantMW @Canalmw98 😂 Eh

@IamMerchantMW @Canalmw98 What's the name of the organisation?

@real_yamie @Ethereum_Warden @CastelMalawi yap too generic

@Ethereum_Warden @CastelMalawi These won’t connect with actual Malawians

Malawians are getting crazy with these Ai Ads. This is some nice work yo! 🙌🏾 @CastelMalawi

lol kupeza ganyu kunja