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@waflace @KiprutToo 🤣 endea refund yako.

@wabsunited @KiprutToo Nlipata nawadai.

Shuru on WhatsApp can automatically file Your returns. Watu wa cyber watateseka sana

That lawyer really advised Nick Imudia to settle with that babe for 8.5 mic within 1 & a half months without even proof of paternity 🫣 alisomea wapi?

@EmmanuelMacron You should hold the next Africa Forward summit in Russia. It is the only solution remaining for the people of Ukraine.

En lançant une nouvelle frappe massive de drones et de missiles contre les villes et les civils ukrainiens - la plus importante de ces quatre dernières années -, la Russie aggrave un peu plus le forfait de son agression. Elle donne à voir toute l'hypocrisie avec laquelle elle a négocié la fragile trêve des derniers jours. En bombardant les civils, la Russie apporte moins la démonstration de sa force que de sa faiblesse : elle est à court de solutions sur le terrain militaire et ne sait pas comment terminer sa guerre d'agression. La France se tient aux côtés de l'Ukraine et du peuple ukrainien et continuera de se mobiliser pour obtenir une cessation des hostilités et faire advenir une paix juste et durable pour l'Ukraine, qui garantisse sa sécurité et celle de l'Europe.

@DonaldBKipkorir @CA_Kenya @ntvkenya @DCI_Kenya @g_odundo Nick could afford your services but still couldn't keep up with that lady!

Dear @CA_Kenya , what @ntvkenya just aired about my client late Nick Imudia is beyond the pale … It is gross violation of Constitutional Rights of Nick’s widow & children … Before it was aired, @DCI_Kenya officers alerted me about it .. I called NMG CEO @g_odundo , Joe Ageyo & @jamessmat & told them to run the story was wrong on many levels … That @NationMediaGrp chose clicks over the law is truly sad … That that they chose to violate the rights OF NICK’s children who are minors for publicity is egregious & unforgivable. That they chose to run a story pushed by the deceased’s brother who is not in the lives of the widow & her children is evil. That they chose to run the story without calling the widow or me as the deceased & his family lawyer is opportunistic & cannibalstic! That @NationMediaGrp & @ntvkenya chose publicity over sacred constitutional rights of family & children is evidence enough that their broadcasting licences be revoked. I will apply to @CA_Kenya & its DG @Mugonyid to have NTV licences revoked!

@RamzZy_ Allmost like men are not built for soft life 😂

@RamzZy_ The convenience of modern life effiminates women! Is there an equilibrium point or we constantly look for hardships?

Japan did research on this called “Soushoku” or Herbivore men. Genetically when people live in cities where there is convenience, less manual labor & technology they stop pushing their bodies so Testosterone levels that made deeper voices & larger adam’s apples + shoulders, drop.

Incase you still have any doubt that we are led by a very petty murderer! #rutomustgotojail

@NCBABankKenya Sect, check dm.

@wabsunited @wabsunited Thank you for reaching out , Please DM us your account number and transaction details so we can assist you further. ^NK

@NCBABankKenya Funds deposited in my account through paybill is not reflecting, can you help?

@EmmanuelMacron It is not up to you! We can have all those things without your condescending input.

Les défis de l’Afrique et de l’Europe sont les mêmes. Nous voulons la paix, la prospérité et la souveraineté.

@FrenchResponse All these are supposedly benefits to the Kenyan people. The real question is what does France get in return for all these 'generosity'?

5/ 8. Internet access expansion for nearly 3,000 Kenyan public institutions. 9. Agricultural resilience, innovation and climate adaptation projects. 10. Support for Kenyan tea producers to access higher-value global markets.

1/ Nothing secret in the 10 agreements signed between Kenya and France. Full transparency: happy to post all the details here.

Places in Nairobi where you can hang out for under KES 1,000. 1. Nairobi National Museum

On this day, 18 years ago, on 12 May 2008, I published my first article in the @NationAfrica challenging the injustice of odious debt. I argued then, as I do now, that debts incurred against the interests of the people cannot morally or legally be imposed on generations that never consented to them. Africa must stop begging for relief from debts designed to enrich a few and impoverish millions. We must audit, question, repudiate, and prosecute where necessary. Odious debt is not development. It is economic capture. The struggle continues. #DeniBandia #ReKe #OdiousDebtKe

Brentford, as a football club, have potentially been robbed of a multi-million pound European place all because Sky/PGMOL want to engineer a title race. The officials today were contemptible. Three major incidents and City got the benefit all three times. Undeniable.

🚨💣 | Alan Shearer on the Bernardo Silva and Potential Penalty incident in the Manchester City vs Brentford game: “It’s moments like these where you really have to look at the consistency of the officiating, because for the life of me, I cannot understand how we’ve walked away from that game with those decisions standing as they did. You look at the penalty shout for Brentford there’s clear contact there he pushed him. In any other area of the pitch, that’s a foul, yet somehow it’s overlooked when it matters most in the eighteen-yard box. It’s a massive letdown for a side that worked as hard as Brentford did today. And then we have to talk about the incident with Bernardo Silva. We’re told the threshold for violent conduct is high, but when you see that kind of intent, you expect the ultimate sanction. A yellow card feels like a massive escape. It’s hard to sit here and argue that if that were a player from a club lower down the table, or even another top-six side, the outcome wouldn't have been a straight red. We brought VAR in to eliminate these 'clear and obvious' errors, to ensure that the big calls are getting the scrutiny they deserve. But when you see the same patterns emerging, it leaves fans and players feeling like there’s a different set of rules for different shirts. It’s simply not good enough for a league of this standard”

Where's Mutahi Kagawe amidst all these hantavirus shenanigans?

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it. The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern. On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford. On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.  The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting. On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.  By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers. The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs. A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully. On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it. To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction. Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended. #FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

Saudi Arabia told Trump NO to using its airspace to resume attacks on Iran. After watching the first round of failures, they’ve chosen to sit it out. The U.S. has became isolated. Iran has became a major power.

Final warning. If Netanyahu and his sidekick Trump start another genocidal assault on Iran, the Islamic Republic's response will be ruthless. The global economy collapses. And across the world, people will be hunting for the Epstein-class.