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*dropping the 4yo and her Mimi off at the airport* "I love you, dad. You're my best guy." 🥺🥺🥺 "I love you too, kiddo. Have fun!" "And dad, when you get home will you flush the toilet? Yesterday I pooped and forgot to flush."

@KylePorterNS "He has ArRaived." (Give Nance 8 minutes, it's coming)

Amazing.

@BoomtownHoops Argue with your grandma, Mr. Boomtown, sirs.

Man… flopping has been and always will be a thing. But the amount of whining is a bigger problem this year than ever. Jumping on Twitch to cry, less than 24 hours removed from losing Game 7 is so much more lame than Embiid flopping.

Not on Twitter very much anymore but just came by to tell y'all that I could watch videos of humans trying to save beached whales for hours and just basically weep the whole time I mean it's heartbreaking to see something so powerful and graceful be so helpless

@BoomtownHoops I sprained my eyeball muscles from rolling my eyes too hard.

“That’s the shot you wanted.” Michael Cage after we all watched the shot we didn’t want.

@greguhguh @SpeakIven Sesi is at Utah State.

@SpeakIven According to Pistols Firing, not yet. And neither has Sesi Vailahi.

Did Kalib Hicks sign anywhere?!

@CurrentLoud @sam_amick @TheAthletic I can tell you all of their names and their roles and how they were acquired and where they went to school and how they take their coffee and which of them are afraid of bugs and who each of their favorite James Bonds is

@sam_amick @TheAthletic How are they the only title winning team where fans cant tell you who's on the team and the role they play. When you think of the 12-13 Heat you know everyone, 15 Warriors, 10 Lakers, 04 Pistons, 98 Bulls, 94 Rockets, 24 Celtics, 23 Nuggets, 14 Spurs. No one knows 25 Thunder

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander made a revealing admission late last night: He wasn’t a fan of how his team won the title. On the MVP’s growth mindset, this scorching OKC start (w/out Jalen Williams), and why the rest of the NBA should worry, at @TheAthletic nytimes.com/athletic/67892…

Parade MVP: Aaron Wiggins

Thinking about #NBAFinals Game 6 and wondering how the Thunder are going to cover the Pacers' best player (TJ McConnell).

@AndrewKSchlecht J-Dub was not good. Does he always have his knee wrapped up coming out of halftime or was this just the first time I noticed it?

HEY IT IS SUPER LAST MINUTE BUT ANYONE GOT A PARKING PASS FOR TONIGHT'S THUNDER GAME YOU WILL SEND ME FOR FREE?

@DownToDunk @AndrewKSchlecht WTF WAS THAT?

Hi We need TQs for the FriPod Thx

@DownToDunk Which Thunder player would you be most comfortable with doing your taxes?

Hi Send TQs for the FriPod Thanks

@DownToDunk How many picks would you give up to have OKC's broadcaster team be Mike Breen and Doris Burke for every game?

@AnfieldWatch Almost

Sum up Darwin Nunez's Liverpool career in one word 👇

@SteveLN6 Not against a powerhouse.

Ughhh Denver does not look like much of a powerhouse.

@kitdenims You get it.

@wadepierce This changes everything, so brain is in attic

The roof of your mouth is really more like the ceiling of your mouth.

@MarydidyouHo I had to know.

@wadepierce Dear God I hope not. Only been going on this season.

Oh ok. Another Toby Keith tribute. Ok.

I work really hard at being a good dad. I put in time every day, week after week, month after month... years. Just in the hope that someday they'll love me as much as the SEC loves the SEC.