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@evenmaina @polo_kimanii @SomoinaKapeen Wins tupu😅

@polo_kimanii Hey @SomoinaKapeen wewe umewai andikiwa paragraph kama hii? Stick to your lane next time.

Sasa kitu inanipeanga hofu sana,ni siku hii mrembo inaitwa Eve maina itaamua kukua mjinga,ati inipatie chance. Apo nayo unajua itakua imenimalisa. Juu sasa nitaanzia wapi. Ule Mtoto unajua anaoganga na detol buana. Na ni kila siku. Siwezi itikia akae kasarani siku mbili akiamungu. Unajua Detol one litre ni three sausand? Kama ni kukula lazima akule fruits,na si mandizi tu,ni fruits kama grapes na apples. Apple moja ni 40 shillings. Uyu ataniua nakwambia Sasa afanye makosa agonjekee kwangu. Huyu ata akipata darrhoea unajua lazima daktari wa familia atoke South Africa. Mimi nayeye hatufanani,mimi unajua ata siku nilipata typhoid juu ya kukula managu imemea kwa sewage nilimeza Mara moja nikapona. Huyu nikifanyia hivo naua. Nabaki nikipigana na baba yake kule milimani ameniwekelea kesi ya Manslaughter buana. The pain of wanting things you cant have is painful buana. Earth is hard!

A distressing case involving a young boy has stirred widespread reactions online, shedding light on the harsh realities some children are forced to endure. Jackson Tito, originally from Kitui, is now at the center of public concern after it emerged that he has been single-handedly raising his younger siblings despite being a minor himself. The children are currently living in Dandora, where they are said to be surviving under extremely difficult conditions. VIDEO 👇📽️

@asmanm85 Heri wewe umeachiliwa mimi ndio kuna pambazuka

Ndio kuachiliwa on a tough Tuesday kama uneeza kuwa self employed don't hesitate to be, nimechoka kama kinembe ya siah

@wildcanvasbull @EcEssie

Show Me your Magical views ✨️ 💛

If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.

@ClowersShemaiah @fayazonee Ndio hio mzee😀I see you are a man of culture

@waffalboy2 @fayazonee Golden Bistro😂😂

Real! Ni mbaya😭😭😭😂😂😂

@fayazonee @ClowersShemaiah Unaingia webuye Goldens

@ClowersShemaiah I support, unahop from Antonio's to prime ama? 😅😅

@polo_kimanii Mentally am in pits fr

Nyinyi watu,mnaendeleaje mentally?

@ignyharaz2 @KhalifKairo Same here😂

@KhalifKairo Sielewi kitu

Tried buying some aviation documents and was immediately slapped with an End user certificate audit / request with clauses explicitly asking me guarantee that the parts couldn’t endup in some “sanctioned” countries. Was weird, but i finally understood why yesterday.

@polo_kimanii Death smiles at us all;all a man can do is smile back

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue just as it did when those who preceded you died. This quote motivates me and demoralizes me at the same. Juu sasa what is the essense of life surely. Very sad evening for KOT

@luhya_kidd Death smiles at us all;all a man can do is smile back

Alive and Grateful❤️

@lilywanjiee Nilijua tu you are the one

Leo aki i was trying to flash mtu anipe njia nipite tell me why nilimwaga ile maji ya windscreen 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

@georgediano Na ni wachawi

You can never grow when you buy land in an area where you still have people living below the poverty line. They will frustrate you to death. When you plant maize, they harvest it with you. When you plant trees as a future investment, they cut them down before maturity at night. Wabukusu wamehangaisha mama assembly huko Sikhendu, sometimes poor people remain poor because of long hands.🤦🏽‍♂️

@santostheGreat8 Tragic

@waffalboy2 bana,i cant cum inside sh!t

Today was tragic and unfcomfortable ...nikiwa hapa supa after nimetoka tao...nikiwa kwa line kulipa,a gay young man spotted me and started looking at me seductively and sexual...by his glance ilikuwa nikama amepatana na crush wake typ shii,ikabidia nijifanye nafinya simu ndoh alipe aende..kuna ile intuition hukushow kuna msee anakuangalia haha, nilikuwa nafeel uncomfy,cringe and embarrassed...akatoka after ameserviwa nikadecide kuangalia who is this man...still alikuwa amegeuza shingo akiniangali tukapatana eye contact omg...mjinga ananifinyia macho,bytheway ni kama watu walirada,but sasa mmi ningedu? msinijudge plz

simps disgust me,, niaje unaendea mschana p2 na si wewe ulimdinya? nkt!

@___w1cked__ @ShadrackOt938 There's no mercy in the streets

@waffalboy2 @ShadrackOt938

Lakini Vijana mko na guts huku Nje,,Hitting on my girl na tuko na yeye is madness,,we were just walking then these boys slowed down their Axela ,,eti "niaje bro,naeza ongea na msupa wako,anakaa fiti"FUCK YOU!!

@___w1cked__ @ShadrackOt938 Sa unataka kulia?

@ShadrackOt938 That's not guts, that's stupidity Unaona mtu na mtu wake sasa uongee na yeye nini? Watu wengine wako tu na madharau

@TimmyME7 @polo_kimanii Ni mbaya😂

@waffalboy2 @polo_kimanii We mzee😂

@Saints_ke @polo_kimanii Zii am a man of cuture

@waffalboy2 @polo_kimanii Jomba usikue ulitumia huyo msichanaa pesa.

In this day and era its very important for a man to be reffered as stingy. This year If you have interacted with more than 3 women who are not your family,na hujaitwa stingy, there is something wrong with you. Inawezekana umeansa kuwa kumbafu. And you will see bad things,wanawake sio watu wazuri aki ndugu yangu These people will have 100 sausand in mpesa,lakini iyo elfu yako tano ndio wanamezea mate. Mtu mko office moja mnalipwa mshahara moja lakini anataka umnunulie lunch na ‘drinks’ . 2 years later she has bought a mazda Cx5 wewe ukidandia country bus za kawangware buana. If you want to be generous ensure this is money you have budgeted to do so. Usiwahi lala njaa juu ya mwanamke. And the world will not end when you’re called stingy. Please teach yourselves to use words like “sina” , “Hiyo sioni kama ni shida yangu” , “Umejaribu kupigia mzazi wako?” , or “sasa utafanyaje?” . You must resist the urge to be a saviour. In my upcoming book ‘The art of being stingy’ I have have explained that kama anakuomba mia, patia yeye ishirini,mwambie ajitafutie iyo ingine. This saves you from unnecessary resentment and also allows you to supply her with wood during the dryspell season. Weh! They will never teach you this in unifasti buana Khabusie!