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I’ve decided that the only way I’ll ever own a home of some sort, even while working multiple jobs, is to buy a boat to live aboard. I’ve got some $$ saved but still have a ways to go. Anyone who wants to help is appreciated $lilbittv33

@spiritual660 777

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@shesbonky My sons birthday today too 🎈🎊🎂🎉

🎉it's my BIIIIRRRRTHDAAAAY! think of me as you shake your ass to "september" by earth, wind, and fire today if ye love me, spot me a coffee using the qr code next to this man's tiddies. thus sayeth the bonky. amen

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@shibzani @KygoMusic Happy birthday!!

Breaking: it’s my birthday 🥳 🎂 🎈 @KygoMusic awesome concert!!! ✨

Tying healthcare to employment means your life only matters if your labor is considered useful. We need universal healthcare. Now.

Why can’t people just mind their own business?

@Matt_Pinner ✋🏼

Anyone?

It’s great seeing someone you hired thrive in a new career. You can see the difference in their confidence, and then you start seeing the improvements being made in their home lives

@GemxPot_ON @fopminui @InternetH0F Some don’t have family

@fopminui @InternetH0F I don't understand, why were the resident just be left behind? Aren't the families of the residents be informed that the place is going down so they can transfer their elderly to other facilities? Or these residents are also abandoned by their families.

@stilllbarbie Agreed

i’ll raise you a transvaginal ultrasound

Are there any females that do not wear make-up everyday? 🤔

@ronsterd89 Betsy

My boss is looking for an old fashioned name for her baby girl👏👏

@lippyent $30 minimum

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@credealjunkie Helicopter or charter flights to see my parents at least 2x a week

If you had F-U money, what’s the one personal luxury you’d allow yourself daily, that you could never justify without the money? I’ll start

@rovabtw Pastrami

what tastes good both hot & cold ??? there is nothing 😭

@TacoTitsday 👀

Fight back pokes damn

@DRollins_ 🙊

Define “90s fine”

@Adam_Karpiak As soon as I have to fix or add anything that’s on my resume that they already have

What makes you quit an online job application? At what point in the process do you say, “I’m not completing this.”