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@chris_sutton73 Dog shit league even my club would have won that league

Martin the miracle worker 👏👏👏🍀 How this Celtic team have won a double I don’t know but they found a way to win and there is so much to admire about that. And with Martin, Celtic have had the best motivator out there. I’m delighted for him. What a man. A true great👏👏👏🍀

@bethany_spiby If they don’t turn up

What’s your biggest red flag during sex?

@WTIDPOD How many did we sell last season just out of curiosity?

🎟️ How many season tickets do you think we'll sell in total?

@hippojuicefilm Coz his dad ran off. He stepped up

It's clear the black didn't understand what the white guy was doing because being a father to a black kid is something he has never seen before.

@chris_sutton73 Die in your sleep you cunt. What a wank league .

Have to feel for Hearts and Derek McInnes they have been brilliant all season 👏👏…but Celtic’s mentality monsters found a way. How this Celtic team did it I couldn’t tell you but in the end the best team wins and deserves it. All this” just another title “talk is bollocks 🍀👏

@FanHub @paddykenny17 Tha loves that song

@K0sher_C0ckney Shoot him simple as

Sickening. Outside Auschwitz. This is what the Palestinian propaganda machine has caused people to do. Moral rot.

@SkyNews How is it far right to not want your country to turn into a shit hole

BREAKING: Austria's far-right party projected to finish first in general election news.sky.com/story/austrias…

@skidders61 @SkySportsNews Nothing to do with the club. Stewards are from agency . Ref wouldn’t stop the game. Learnt lesson from What ?

A West Brom supporter has died following a medical emergency during the team's 3-2 defeat away at Sheffield Wednesday

@KTHopkins @td198923 always cracks me up this lass

Katie’s Arms #catch up. Our pub live on Insta. Is Queer Starmers secret partner Phil Schofe? Were they together on the island? Was Lord Alli there, sipping on a coconut?

@DouglasCarswell Ah good to see we are sorting the important things out first

In Britain from next Tuesday it will be a criminal offence to keep a chicken without registering it with the authorities. Clown country 🤡🇬🇧telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/09/2…

@SkyNews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 couldn’t make this shit up .. what a shit show

BREAKING: Dozens of people released from jail under the government's emergency prison scheme were freed by mistake news.sky.com/story/dozens-l…

@DavidLammy What a fucking clown

We stand with Ukraine today, tomorrow, and for as long as it takes.

@KopFinest @SheffieldUnited 🤣

@SheffieldUnited Bestest ever

Tickets for our game at Portsmouth have now sold out, including Row A 😉

@daveatherton @narindertweets @paperghost Ffs I know her

The welfare system @narindertweets & @paperghost in Britain is so easy to game. "UK: Mother of eight avoids jail after defrauding £100,000 in benefits meant for relatives in Pakistan". The beneficiaries weren't even in the country. firstpost.com/world/uk-mothe…

@secondtierpod Is he making up for last season then . Coz he was a clown last season

Players who have won the most tackles in the Championship: 1️⃣ Vinicius Souza - 19 2️⃣ David Ozoh - 18 3️⃣ Kenny McLean - 15 ➡️ Luke Ayling - 15 5️⃣ Lewis Travis - 14 ➡️ Yan Valery - 14 ➡️ Perry Ng - 14 ➡️ Lewie Coyle - 14 #TwitterBlades #DCFC

@tommyuto Notice how he doesn’t put his head under the water . Don’t let that make up run 🤣

Imagine one of ours doing this…

@Babygravy9 They will all have a bit of money and will live in areas that never see a refugee. Bored rich people with nothing else to do

They always look like this. Middle-aged men, but mostly women, selling their country down the river so they can feel good about themselves. Revolting.

@FG_utb @nowdenblades Oh right … Still

Coventry fans making fun of a bloke who's just living his normal life🤔. Even if he does wear make up, does it really matter? The kid seems happy and comes across as a class act on and off the pitch, so if he wants to take a bit of pride in his appearance, it doesn't really matter. #twitterblades #sufc