Walker Denton

RT for your chance to win a signed mini #Snowcapped helmet from @jerryjeudy! For those coming to #BroncosCamp today, be on the lookout for more surprise Broncos swag giveaways. 👀

I’m grown as hell wit a bed time

Just here politely asking @progressive to drop the Flo ads and lean into the ‘don’t turn into your parents’ ones. That shit is marketing gold

Just found out Matt Stafford and Scottie Scheffler went to the same high school.. they must have figured out the formula for disguising the best athletes in the world as average dudes somehow #notNARPs

This ranking is so true it hurts. Pumped for this week though

How long does it take to stop missing college? Jw

Of course CP3 gets covid right after sweeping the shit out of the nugs. Not saying it would have made much of a difference but still

Confident -> hopeful -> disappointment.. this series sucked the life outta me

The Av’s first line is so entertaining

I was today years old when I realized that quality of highway pavement has a direct correlation with number of patrolling state troopers on it

Currently here listening to UK rap and wondering why I have an easier time understanding them than I do most of the modern US rappers

Two first names vs. two last names: same problem over here man

If I knew how to fight I’d knock the fuck out of jake paul

I am convinced LoFi playlists are just adderall in music form

Scramble golf is a vibe

I wish I could get away with being wrong as much as the Apple weather department does

Hoboken for real no jokin

So grateful for the American education system and how much they taught me about taxes and finances

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Ribbit ribbit mothafucka