First Ethical Eyeball Eater

Meet me in the diner parking lot, we'll either fuck in the back of your car or throw hands, and I don't really care which at this point

@formoragmd @megannn_lynne It was! The knockoff slop that flollowed and brought disrepute to the genre is what I'm referring to.

@yeahlemmegetuuh @megannn_lynne as someone who has read a LOT of slop, the hunger games is actually surprisingly unique compared to the ocean of romantasy sludge

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

@KyleL299686 @megannn_lynne This isn't about Hunger Games itself. What happened to the dystopian YA genre when everything started trying to imitate the Hunger Games is what's happening to fantasy now that everyone's churning out unoriginal slop.

@yeahlemmegetuuh @megannn_lynne Hunger Games isn't even fantasy, it's techincally sci-fi

Damn that tree really does smell like cum

@panoptisean Listen to the goat rodeo sessions and find out. He gets it.

Yo yo ma is on the radio talking about appalachia rn. What do you know about coal mines cello boy

@eclairification I got through winter 2020 on gold peak sweet tea topped off with e&j brandy

my favorite alcoholic beverage when i was a teen was something me and my friend called a Sofia Coppola which was a Peach Tea Snapple drunk down to the label then filled back up with Southern Comfort

@LilyLilja67727 The Little River Band of Theseus

Spotify loves telling you your favourite band full of guys that died in 1973 are in the neighbouring town to you next week

@chlouds121600 "Try Whistling This" by Neil Finn. Universally accessible but damn brilliant.

what album would you recommend to someone who hadn't really listened to any music. beginner music.

@munchiesMcCal @___frye These are still oretty patently Chinese compared to Korean or Hiragana.

@___frye Not all of them do! 亜互丑彐々久

there’s a million different chinese characters and somehow they all look chinese. how does that work

New ink

@poisonjr Banger

@ughfinewhatever youtube.com/shorts/7k89Lsi…

you ever notice how when you say “going to” you can say “gonna” like “I’m gonna cry” but you can’t say “I’m gonna pittsburgh”

@hitorilabs Where's that post like "a laptop is like a scared horse constantly trying to kill itself and it's up to the user to reassure it and make sure it works"

you can basically tell if someone is good in the first 15s of watching them open up their laptop

@Feralfairy13 Yeag thats really cool and all but I still like getting fucked up seeing the furniture breathe while building legos

Whenever people tell me about their experience with psychedelics I’m just like oh wow super cool I’ve felt that same thing just standing knee deep in a creek listening to the birds

@palevariety3719 Genuinely had never heard EDM like this before, just unhinged sampled chaos that hit me like a truck

What’s an album that just felt DIFFERENT. Like when you heard it you didn’t know music like it existed

@giltcomplex Literally any store anywhere ever dog

where are people buying bath mats that don't say like serving cunt! or have a sardines or bows on them

@kyuumaruTK @Drift13b881 A bathrobe! Upper-class American culture used to insist people wear in-between garments before/after bathing or changing. For a while it was really classy (look into Hugh Hefner) but became associated with shabbiness after the lower classes started imitating it.

@Drift13b881 ミーム的なものではあると思うのですが、アメリカ人のオジサンが羽織ってる丈の長い上着の名前がわからなくて日本人はヤキモキしてます。 ナイトガウンにしては違う気もします。 よく映画やドラマでオジサンが羽織ってるヨレヨレのアレです。

出た、『アメリカのオッチャンが羽織ってるやつ』だ！ アメリカ人、それなんていうんだ？！ ずっと気になってて仕方ないんだよソレ！！！！！１

@MILFmassacre I can hear muddy singin this with relish in my mind

Took a way longer shower than I needed to because I kept coming up with verses for a blues song about jacking off. This was my favorite: Jacking off can be sour (duh-nuh-nuh-duh) Jacking off can be sweet But if you want something special Jack off with your feet

@transgendererer Maryland has entered the chat

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

@rick_paulas Grow up

I’ll also say that if you listened to it then you did not read it. It’s why I haven’t released audiobooks of my own novels! (Including: MALINKO, a thriller about a newlywed couple on a Route 66 honeymoon who stumble onto a mysterious radio show, $25, Venmo: Rick-Paulas.)

Actually fascinated by this decision RE: the Infinite Jest audiobook.