Shonathan Percius

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Shonathan Percius

Shonathan Percius

@wallamazoo

Dad, Husband, Creator of Things and Stuff In all things, honor God before anything else!

United States Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
Somehow I reached 20 followers, though I am still convinced some of you are robots and will eventually be swept away by a cleansing. But here's a hand scribbled gesture of my thanks!
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@ywomendeservles I don't think this is an L on her. It's an L on society, our culture is really stinkin' good at lying to us on a daily basis. Sure, we can say no, but at the end of the day the lure is too good.
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Bobbie
Bobbie@B_o_b_b_1_E·
The transformation never gets old
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@Bonkytheidiot Of course I did better. Not only did I do what was mentioned in that post, it was also fun, and as a result have 4 wonderful children with the woman in question. She is also my wife.
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Bonky
Bonky@Bonkytheidiot·
Women who make statements like this are fundamentally making the argument that women cannot make choices, fundamentally cannot have responsibility, and thus are not beings that you can entrust with rights They want all the privileges while outsourcing the repercussions to others
Maslow’s HerArchy@AnAngelADay

Pregnancy is an involuntary process that happens only after a man has made the explicit decision to put his ejaculate into a vagina. Biology is fun. Semen causes pregnancy. Maybe men should do better.

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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@DukeTheImpaler @HumansNoContext I recall one of those shows of reality tv where a woman who lost both of her legs was basically a geo-dudette, she had two kids with a guy. Trust and patience.
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
What happens if someone just picks you up and just runs away with you
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Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@MarindaVannoy1 1/3, I must tell you my wife had a septum ring around the time I asked her to marry me. She was not bald shaved and did not smell like cat piss. Thank you.
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Mandy
Mandy@MarindaVannoy1·
PSA: Men do not think shaving your head, getting a bull nose piercing, or smelling like cat piss is attractive. Thanks for bringing this to your attention.
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Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@Bonkytheidiot Now in these contexts, men often leave the relationship empty with so many more needs, the woman leaves the relationship feeling "free," or despoiled emotionally by darker tones. Then men just randomly commit suicide. Hm.
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@Bonkytheidiot However, some men and women have a seed of separation planted here. Some women agree that even in a loving relationship, or men also, that there could be someone else greater than their first or current partner.
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Bonky
Bonky@Bonkytheidiot·
Jesus christ I have found a torrent of people who believe the driver of male suicide rates is wanting sex and people not washing their dishes. This is a new low. These people are so clueless that I don't even know how to start explaining it to them. I'd have to give a lecture.
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Rock Solid
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock·
343 did not even have the decency to make the girlboss that constantly nags you to be at the very least cute
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@jaderants It's almost like people don't know there are 12 forms of testosterone and also 2 major forms of estrogen, they're both needed to start and stop the process of ovulation/menstruation. In men, estrogen leads to abdominal cramps because it's forcing blue-balls.
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Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@Spurdo8 @ShitpostRock I think it fits the setting well that humanity is on the brink of extinction and it's all hands on deck to fight and keep fighting. I personally think it would get so desperate that kids would be raised during slipspace jumps just to grow into a soldier.
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Spurdo@Spurdo8·
@ShitpostRock I’m at that point in being drunk where faces look less like things and more like a collection of features of varying degrees of human and nonhuman composition. The one you posted was human, that I can tell you. Women shouldn’t be marines tho. Bungie was always gay confirmed.
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Nines 🐾🤍
Nines 🐾🤍@KitsuraNines·
The Wi-Fi went down. Their coffee was cold. One sock disappeared in the dryer. The fitted sheet came off the corner of the mattress. Then they stepped in something wet while wearing socks. They stood there, shaking and whispering to themselves, “how could Nines do this?”
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@CascadePolicy Lightning has been a huge factor, you know, when water vapor in the air meets a lot of shear force between high and low pressure.
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Cascade Policy Institute
Cascade Policy Institute@CascadePolicy·
Are wildfires really caused by climate change, poor forest management, or underfunded firefighting? This analysis argues the real solution is adapting to life in a fire plain by creating defensible space around homes. Read the full article: ⬇️
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@nekaishi At this point, absolutely, and I mean ABSOLUTELY not one ODST cares that three try-hards wanted to test the mettle of a SPARTAN III who was dead lifting 250lbs for breakfast.
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Shonathan Percius
Shonathan Percius@wallamazoo·
@nekaishi "In the lore! In the lore!" In the lore, the fight between John 117 and the three ODST chumps was almost 34 years prior to the events at Halo Inst. 04, and by that time, less than a hundred human colonies remain and the inner planets are gravely threatened. Reach has fallen.
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Nekaishi ✟ Kitsune VTuber 🦊🦋
Why is there such massive obsession with forcing masculine, deeply patronizing women in every single male dominated franchise or space Either that, or completely emasculating every strong masculine male This is so fucking exhausting bro 🤦‍♂️
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