@Web3Explorer

@HarunMbaabu Yes

Can you wake up at 5:00 AM for 90 minutes, two days a week, to learn SQL and Python for Data Analytics? Huku kujituma is a must!

@therealantoh WAcha ujinga

Sifuna has lost my respect. Kumbe he and Caleb Hamisi formed this party when baba was still alive. They were planning to betray baba. I will not join this stupid political party.

@Gee_Muri After pictures

Yangu ilikuwa 130k but they stripped it hadi ndani

@timothyturunga Kuna kitu inaitwa 30 percent of the works goes to local contractors

HA! HA! HA! Chinese don't use Volvo.... Rironi - Mau Summit ni mchezo ya town!

@bungomaduke The shege you are about to see 🙈

Here is a good business idea for you to quickly become a billionaire in just one year of doing business. Go get a bank loan and buy the Mguu Kumi truck and venture into the machine cut stones hizi za kujenga. A full “mguu kumi” truck carries 1,000 pcs of 6 × 9 machine-cut stones. Ukienda site zinatolewa one stone goes for as low as 20 bob with loading costs included. That means for 1000 pieces you will just pay Ksh 20,000 inclusive of loading. Make sure you've fuelled your truck with petrol or diesel of about Ksh 10,000. So this makes it Ksh 30,000. A single piece of the machine cut stones goes for Ksh 90 bob. So if you sell the 1,000 Pieces you'll make a total of Ksh 90,000 on a single trip! (1000 × 90) Hio ni profit of Ksh 70,000 on a single trip! Make sure you make 2 trips kwa siku ju demand for these machine cut stones is extremely high. You'll make a profit of Ksh 140,000 on a single day! Weekly utapata profit ya Ksh 980,000. So imagine monthly utakua unaunda pesa ngapi? You'll become a billionaire haraka sana..

@DrWhiteW @_Sakko Jagam

Muambie @_Sakko anipeleke Sindindi tutengeneze maneno na my baby mama. We have just talked on phone and I love this luo girl. I miss my son 😢.

@edwin_mbosso I hope sha na shif ina work

Aden Duale is connecting some signals, hope it will be successful.

@alexmwanzo Somebody should sue before we move to zambiaa

Leo pekee ntsa imeunda wan billlrion shillings millions only Will they make roads safer? I think not

@davis_O94 Mmaongelea maji ni kama mwizi, juu ya likes maji haina hodi tusidanganyane

I'm in an Uber to Ruaka. The guy is describing to me how bad the situation was yesterday 💔. He says you could see someone drowning with their car but there's nothing you can do because you're fighting for your life. Anasema the videos we are seeing ni watu walikua in better situations to record. The worst was not recorded. Aliingia Kilimani and entered an unknown apartment, luckily the security sympathized and allowed him to park his car there.

@amenya_nelson This Nairobi. Kangata can solve this Nairobi. Babu is another sonko. We need a worker

Here is the plot twist, Nairobians have already decided they will elect another populist to be governor of Nairobi 2027. Kwani hamjipendi? 😂😂😂

@davis_O94 Wakenya husahau haraka Sana. Saa ingine unaomba vitu kama hizi afanyike siku ya kupiga kura.

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life. Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?

@alexmwanzo Ya kwenda Zambia ama?

Bro Ekeni tu pesa karibu juu kesho mambo live

@alexmwanzo @IanECox Funniest thing the small towns I was shocked Bana kazi ya mjengo is advertised kwa unfinished structures it's like pia watu wa mjengo are in high demand

@alexmwanzo @IanECox Panga trip bwana. I went with air Tanzania. Ilikuwa around 25k I went to a town called Ndola then by road to Lusaka. Visited the mining towns mostly. Then coming back I did a layover in Jo'burg since it's visa free.

Oya @IanECox got pals in zambia need some connects Naona they speak english A bus is 7000 to nairobi A plane is 35k A decent house loresho ya uko ni kama 60k Schools are affordable Nikiwa na kama 20k usd i can survive there for a year nikitafta form .

@alexmwanzo @IanECox I think let's do a plan with the different sectors people are interested in. For example 1. Agriculture 2. Mining 3. Logistics. Najua with your networks hatuwezi kosa wakenya huko huu will point us in the right direction.

@walterjrcongo @IanECox Say less

@alexmwanzo Yes yes.

@walterjrcongo Tuende tena

I'd really love to move to zambia

@PiListingNews @grok what is the price of pi as at today and do you see it growing in the years to come

$Pi is going 1000× this year. Bookmark this tweet and revisit later

@Oliat_ Now @edwinsifuna @babuowino should do weekly drives, for mass voter registration and should be done on weekdays. Commanding youths to be registered as voters.

Sifuna commanded the youth not to run from teargas and they stayed. Only Raila Odinga had so much aura.

@BernardKavuli They should open a class action suit.

I'm seriously contemplating being enjoined in David Mokaya CASE of suing Safaricom as an interested party. Let me consult with my lawyers.