Walter “big pecker” Miller

Nice boots. I’m kidding you look retarded #fat

Safe to say my buddy might have a problem #LANK

Giancarlo 446ft puss slap right after this photo. Thanks

Yes I’m a Yankee. Fuck you

@neersfan63 My dih

What’s good on DoorDash here

@ninenattys Jesus Pitt looks like a shithole

My school is so embarassing

@campaynecp You’re prob fat

Parents are visiting this weekend. This means I am forced to clean my room. #fuckmetotears

@RevWSJohnson @ChipotleTweets Paying 10 bucks for chicken and rice is criminal. Grow the fuck up and expand the pallet buddy.

I pay for double chicken and this is what I get… cmon @ChipotleTweets

Nobody at this restaurant speaks English. Got my order wrong. But holy fuck my burrito was the size of a horse cock. #expand #coolmexicans

@PeterPaulson69 Someone put this kid on a bulk asap

Buddy sleptwalk downstairs after blacking out, pissed everywhere on the ground. Immediate reload on Konas and a Swiffer Sweeper. #soback

Dude just put it back and change my damn oil

@smallfrykurt “Actually everyone has Zelle”🤓

“You got Zelle?” No I don’t have Zelle fuck you!

How do I say “boner” in Asian? Thanks. #eatmorechikn

How do I quit nicotine? #SuperBowl Thanks

@PeterDunhamJD Woman brain

What is this and can I overdose on it ?

@DOGEQEEN That is most definitely not a 120 pound woman

Guns are the ultimate equalizer: No matter how big and tough you are, a 120-pound woman with a 9mm can cancel your life subscription in an instant. Do you believe people should have the right to own guns? A. Absolutely yes B. No

Snow day. Class is canceled. Hog has been cranked. Great day to have a great day. #theydid911

“Walter you’ve drank every day for the past 2 weeks. You’re an alcoholic!” The left screamed in unison #dedicated

I need locks. Willing to bet on anything. Thanks #sportsbettingpicks