Walter Smith

@catmyersmusic My mums coming to see you (5th time!) at Halifax Piece hall in July & bringing friends.. one of whom is ‘literally’ dying to meet you & your drummer Cat. Our friend is terminally ill with pancreatic cancer, this will be her last gig pls make her dream come true!

@texastheband My mums coming to see you (5th time!) at Halifax Piece hall in July & bringing friends.. one of whom is ‘literally’ dying to meet you & your drummer Cat. Our friend is terminally ill with pancreatic cancer, this will be her last gig pls make her dream come true!

@ocado order booked for between 8 and 9pm.. no msgs but looking on the app its now at 22.16… absolutely disgusting no apology no nothing! 2/2

@Ocado your delivery times are beyond comprehension when it comes to punctuality! And customer service is non existent! 1/2

@ScruffyGruff 💙

What a difference a week makes..appy Friday to all me pals...I fink I can move from Intensive Care Porch now 😁 #gruffsporch #BTPosse thanks fer all the love pals x

Plotting the positioning of The Short Ones next 💩 So far he’s done it Under the kitchen table In the bath On the backseat of the car

@claptonterrier Ooh tell me more.. I have lots of transferable skills..

@waltertheborder we'd like to invite you to take up a senior position in the #btposse Mr Walter....

PDR time (Pawformance Development Review) gulp *Not a team player *never make a brew *Regularly late *interrupts impawtant meetings by shouting #P45

Lost my partner in crime today. Thank you for being my very bestest buddy for 13 years. Fred will be waiting for you at the 🌈 bridge

#btsecretsanta thank you!!! Mummy loves her biscuits too.. xxx

Mummy gave me an early Christmas present.. because it wouldn’t fit in my stocking.. #Firstworldproblems

It’s my 6th Gotcha Day today .. wreaking havoc ever since 😂

@neale_morrison Fuming honestly

@waltertheborder Very mean

Sulking cos my #btpsecretsanta has arrived abs I can’t open it until Monday because mummy is super duper mean..,

@BaxterBooBT Soz.. mummy stoopid and added the secret bit.. 😩

I’m gonna 💩 in mums shoes…

@hamish_hrh Mud packs will keep you yooffull *nods

Busy #btposse