Ankur Gattani

@syriahr @realDonaldTrump

Today, I signed an Executive Order to launch the first-ever self-deportation program. Illegal aliens who stay in America face punishments, including—sudden deportation, in a place and manner solely of our discretion. TO ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS: BOOK YOUR FREE FLIGHT RIGHT NOW!

@solana @superstatefunds

In 1792, 24 brokers gathered under a buttonwood tree and created the NYSE. @superstatefunds' Opening Bell platform is writing the next chapter of that story – enabling companies to issue & trade SEC-registered public equities onchain, starting on Solana. forbes.com/sites/digital-…

@solana @superstatefunds

🚨🧵Donald Trump bent the knee to Canadian PM Mark Carney—begging Canada for "Friendship" while Carney calmly dismantled Trump’s MAGA bluster in an insane Oval Office presser Yesterday: 🇨🇦 1/

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Pakistan declares Emergency after India's military strikes. Panic in Pakistan !! Indian Air Force reportedly shot down a Chinese JF-17 also during air raids. Pakistan had spent a lot of money to buy Chinese JF-17. For the first time, Pakistan has accepted that it suffered losses.

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@WhiteHouse be honest with ya self!

@WhiteHouse took me just a couple minutes!

@piersmorgan awesome!

Wow, what a picture.

@bitcoinnews @vladcostea @monero lol

Token Narratives Podcast Ep. 47 📷 Bitcoin culture clash: @vladcostea joins to break down whether BTC is being co-opted by TradFi—or just evolving. Bitcoin as a central bank reserve? Why that might entrench BTC as a risk asset instead of real money. @monero envy: Vlad says “if we don’t use it, it’s a Ponzi.” A conversation on usage, not speculation. w/ @maplesyrupsuckr & @graminitha1

@matt_gray_ What app is this from?

Be Accountable Track negative habits as rigorously as positive ones: • No complaining • No procrastinating • No computer in bed • No drinking What you consistently avoid is as important as what you pursue. Discipline is freedom.

The single most powerful habit for guaranteed success: Doing less. I’ve spent $680k on mentorships to learn how the greatest entrepreneurs make billions while working 4 hours a day. Here’s what I learned:

@airtelindia land in a new city, try to book uber to realize your data isn't working. Call customer care, be told resolution is 40 mins. Figure fallbacks. Call again in 2 hours, she's cluelessly repeating "will be solved by 19 July" This is airtel black?

@TVMohandasPai meant to ask you in person - how to you solve for talent supply in the impact sector - initiatives like Akshay Patra - given India has so much space for more such initiatives. What's the outlook for that sector, given you're so bullish on India?

Dear @Swiggy , if you care about being eco friendly, it's not enough to just have your own packaging as compostable. You need your suppliers / partners to adapt as well. It's one reason I won't order mangoes from instamart again.

The good folks at WebEngage are making an attempt to unravel the mysteries of careers in Retention Marketing. We intend to bring you a report which answers the below.. How do I get a career kickstart in retention marketing? Does my age or my college degree matter? What experience is the golden ticket? Career growth opportunities, and salaries—what's the scoop? If you are a retention marketing practitioner, we could use your help in shaping this report. Please share your experiences by filling out our form (takes 3 mins) - forms.gle/L9RrDn4uCmvUGq…

@anish2k11 @avlesh @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @Goyal4Gagan @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Thanks Anish. The diverse nature of jazz i have done seems to keep the novelty seeker in me thriving.

@avlesh @wanderer08 @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @Goyal4Gagan @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Congratulations Ankur...known him since his days with Frooters!! We tried some concepts during my days with Tatas when I was building their nutrition business. Was interesting working with him!

The title is misleading. We didn't elevate @wanderer08. He has elevated @WebEngage instead! For trivia sake.. I first met Ankur as a WebEngage customer in 2014 - he was heading CRM globally for FoodPanda in 2014. As a customer, he was such a pain in the.. Ankur continued to help and advise us ever since upon his return to India. I continued to pursue him all throughout to join us. He finally budged in 2021. As a team member, he has been such a pain in the.. Ankur brings pain for the founder. And, delight for the customer. Just what all of us at WebEngage wanted. Ankur now owns the Customer Success/Service/Onboarding charters at WebEngage, and I am very excited about the mission he has set the team on. I now understand how blessed those founders are who find fellow Spartans en route their journey. Ankur is one such for me. Congratulations, mate. This will be one hell of a ride! Please join me in wishing the best to him 🙏 Full story - …ndequity.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/the-peopl…

@Netra All good Netra. Been keeping myself from getting bored ! So far so good.

@wanderer08 how have you been Ankur :) - it's been long...long time :)

@arpiit @avlesh @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @Goyal4Gagan @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Thanks arpit. You're being kind :)

@avlesh @wanderer08 @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @Goyal4Gagan @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Ankur is such an amazing guy. I'm proud of you for just convincing him to join you (finally). What you had to do after was to simply getting out of his way, which you're again doing amazingly well.

@Goyal4Gagan @avlesh @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Thanks Gogo!

@avlesh @wanderer08 @WebEngage @RajanAnandan @BKartRed @anandlunia @harishmehta_ @padmajaian @GopalSri @TuckLyeKoh1 @BlumeVentures @sanjaynath Being to watch this from the side, 💯 echo with Avlesh thought. Happy to see our ecosystem maturing where operators become founders. Great job Ankur. Congratulations and all the best bhai 👍

We are doing a new experiment at the upcoming edition of #EngageMint in Dubai - there will be an exclusive booth set up by @WebEngage at the venue, where we'd be doing one on one consultations with you and your team. For FREE! These consultations will offer.. 1. Maturity index report for your marketing automation deployment 2. Prescriptions for 10 ready-to-use user journeys - boost revenue in a quarter 3. Prescriptions for 5 ready-to-use user dashboards for management consumption - measure and optimize 4. Review of your email marketing and push marketing campaigns 5. Free follow on team workshop to squeeze the most out of our retention stack Too good to be true? Yes, it is! Which also means we need prep time to make these sessions personalized for you. You need to pre-book your slots here - webengage.com/engagemint-dub… The best in business at WebEngage will be conducting these 1:1 sessions. Grab this opportunity before we run out of slots. See you at EngageMint Dubai - 16th Nov @ Taj Dubai, Business Bay