Wando Ascends

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Wando Ascends

Wando Ascends

@wandoascends

Katılım Kasım 2025
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Wando Ascends
Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
@ShaneStoffer YOOO is that the real Toe G??? Yo Toe G can I get a picture? Big fan watched all the vids bro like I gamble too bro im like all into ur content n shit lemme get a picture bro
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TOGI@ShaneStoffer·
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
@n8udyy Heavily, however my girlfriend I met on bumble doesn’t seem to have an issue with it
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
This “woman” I matched with on bumble claims to be Pamela Andersons body double. I don’t think she gives herself enough credit… Pamela Anderson is NOTHING compared to her.
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
@n8udyy U look like Togis friend if he was black with white skin
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Udy@n8udyy·
Why do I kinda look black??? #nigga
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TOGI
TOGI@ShaneStoffer·
I only watch wando and Rick and Morty Sometimes suits
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
I’m in a several days, no sleep psychosis. Yes I was introduced to a lot of substances this trip. No I don’t blame anyone for this, that would be stupid. I am moving sporadically. I don’t believe I will die, but I am slowly losing consciousness and I feel as if I won’t be thinking like my self in a few minutes or so. I cannot sleep because of the anxiety of not sleeping. It is a cycle that can lead to death. The only thing that can help is a xanax. Unfortunately Nate Udy (Togis friend LOL) has gone sober and doesn’t use xanax anymore. I will try to update as I can but we will see how this goes. I have not took anything in 24 hours, this is just my body in complete fight or flight. As for the Clav situation, I don’t mean to talk negatively about my friend, but I must defend myself a bit. Obviously this is something that he has experience with. Let’s say someone ordered something, and another person grabs that item for a few seconds and hands it to the man who purchased it. Now, imagine the guy who handed the item gets blamed for supplying. I also hate to leak conversations, but I must in this case, as I don’t want to be known as a date graper. I asked clav why he giga chugged it and he said it’s so that his hands don’t accidentally get sticky. It could potentially be true and like an hdhd problem I’m not sure, but being aware of how small of a dose u need, and drinking a whole bottle of the shit while knowing that is crazy. The substance must be dose with insane accuracy, so when he chugs the entire thing, that will make u pass out. You will never OD, thats why I was the only one not worried because he was going to wake in 2 hours completely normal. It is hard to explain that to the security and production, because they have never been in environments like that, which is completely understandable. Not to say anything but, i have only had that experience the first time having it, lets just say I have used around 1000x Clav, and he has passed out way more. Not to brag LOL. The only people id give this to is someone who I know 100% will not overdo. Thats why I gave some to Androgenic, he utilized it wisely over the course of the month, using it a few times a week for 8+ hours on those days, and never had an issue with redosing. I was aware of clavs past with certain things including this (Im not sure if Im leaking too much but fuck it i may die anyway because of this psychosis) and thats why i didn’t want him to have but, he found out and I had to dose it for him. I soon became the doser jester, and clav had a great time, until the day they were knocking on the bathroom just for me to pour a dose which was giga annoying so I quit, brock soon then took over and then clav, and you know the rest. The clav team is either giga retarded, or extremely angry but they know they can’t be angry at him because they asses getting fired (shoutout david wept) im on like 100 hours no sleep. I don’t know what else to say. Idk if i mentioned it but ya the first day i stayed with jasper and i did the most I’ve don’t of stuff and it was over from there. Essentially, not saying clav is retarded, but generally if u are a retarded person never try that shit. Most of u guys should never try it. RN, obviously I’m on nothing, but this psychosis feels like ketamine with extremely scary hallucinations. Clav if ur angry at this, understand that me saying it was not an OD giga serious event, just more so you passing out… that will lead to another narrative that may go viral.
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
@JBS_x777 @sjsnsmsmsmsmsm JBS… I like the way u think. I don’t understand the appeal that this woman has, that makes clav fans love her. She is constantly tweaking and paranoid. She seems like a nice girl but obviously the substances are heavily effecting her brain chemistry.
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
One day I will have to tell people that my face is man made. I can’t wait.
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
Fastest creator to ever go viral...
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Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
@c00kiek1ng “Is he dead? Hopefully” make a shirt like that cookie
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Cookie
Cookie@c00kiek1ng·
Everyone pray for Clav’s cyber truck during these hard times 💔🙏
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Wando Ascends@wandoascends·
If I die less viral than Dillon Latham, then my life was beyond a failure.
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
What if I got 67 of the biggest memes together to compete for $676,767?
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