Sunshine 👺🤬☠️👿

Just realized I can’t actually relate to Jolyne since I didn’t jack off my very first night in jail

Despite everything I still love chainsaw man

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here: gofund.me/456d8a193

my bitch girlfriend i hate asked me to stop watching porn. well maybe if you would pretend to be my mom or a teenager or a captive during sex, i wouldn’t have to

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

“as my final act of love, you’ll never hear from me again” wrong. you will be hearing from me. i won’t even lie like u gotta block me bro

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

de daqui 6 horas seus dedos não federem maconha ou buceta você falhou a sexta-feira

alone in the woods screaming and laughing at nothing, with no one

@XX_MEGALIZA We’re gonna scalp you while you’re still alive

I can literally tie my direct ancestry to the people in the Mayflower so do your best. My relatives actually built the country and the code of law the governance and the infrastructure. They carried out experiments and held positions of power, furthermore they documented all their experiences. I'm more American than so-called Native Americans.

How many generations back do we want to go with this logic?

@muncher_munster @kenshirotism There’s plausible deniability to all of his “supernatural shit” in the novel, also just to reiterate my actual point, John Glanton was a very real person and Judge Holden was a very real alias used by one of his party members, the novel mythologizes them

@warcrab3 @kenshirotism Except all of the times the judge literally does borderline supernatural shit in the novel.

The point of the Judge is that the Glanton Gang were so evil that it took the entire novel for them to even realize that the Devil himself was following them and considered them comrades.

honestly in a fucked up way, psychosis made life more exciting. everything felt like it meant something, everything was a message to me from god or dead people i knew, everything felt off but kind of magical, felt liminal, everything was terrifying and all my friends were there

Johnny Appleseed should have an evil arch nemesis named Petey Kudzu and all he does is spread Kudzu seeds and other invasive plants in the US deep south

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

Most relatable part of neuromancer is where he gets one shotted by some research chemical right before he has to do something important

@runesword1 Chaotic Neutral

(pointing over my shoulder at a brigand called Grip as he tears and cracks the ribs out of a screaming elf’s chest) look, he’s not evil, he’s just complicated, okay?

we talk a lot about John Brown (shout out) and we should be talkin about Joe Pullen, a sharecropper who shot his debt holder. He then ambushed the white mob that came after him, killin and injuring 18 of em in a seven hour gun fight before being shot and killed.

@theloneliberal @DissentFu @bedofknives We’re almost there!

@DissentFu @bedofknives That isn’t “most”

Y'all seriously can't see how sitting at home for just two to four weeks would change literally everything????