moon guy

He hit though!!

@Czooba Mbappe

What’s stopping this Man United XI from winning the UCL and PL next season?

@ftwwiinnzz @kokiimichii Haha. Anadhani wazee ni wajinga

@kokiimichii @warmjuiced Ulikuwepo mimba ikipeanwa?👀😂

The easiest way kukosana na my mum ni kuchokoza our lastborn bro , sijawahi elewa mbona but he is like the chillest in our house , yeye akiwa mum hutuona sisi wengine kama wageni 😂

@schuk_1 @fuegoshawrry777 Wow!! I have very many questions but let me assume this isn't real.

@warmjuiced @fuegoshawrry777 Three fucking somes

Huyo anasema anga if you're not even 25 na uko na bodies on the TL yet walishare dick na mamake?? C'mon now

@badasskachii Too bad for the dressing room

Snatch that #7 from Mount and pull every financial lever possible to get Mbappe to Manchester United. We’re gonna have the two best players in the world. Him X Bruno Fernandes

Why in the world would you pay school fees for a girlfriend? 😂😂 Hizo ni vitu unafanyia your wife or a woman amekuzalia

@fuegoshawrry777 Wow

What country does your family plan on buying her so that we can advise you?

@luckyaudreyy I don't think anything office of the president can be an ambush.

I undertstand what happened in Kalasha was an ambush. If people knew IT would be there & the whole event would be about him, I'll give them the benefit of doubt, that they wouldn't have gone. What I don't get is some of the creatives almost drying the man's gonads on that stage.

Why is a school-going child a "maid"?

@jimNjue_ Hii ni mdomo. Wako ndani kabisa.

I never expected this, but our Kalenjin Countrymen might actually abandon Ruto as we approach 2027. This is unprecedented.

life when ur the one lying & cheating

@livescore Haha no.

🚨 Man United have been offered Rafael Leão by his agents, according to reports in Italy 👀 Milan are willing to sell him for just €50m 🔥

@MILKANDH3NNY No fat people go to run clubs, you already pre-filtered your partner. It’s brilliant

@kokiimichii Watoi wa kukam, mums huwaprotect na kuwapea special treatment.

@warmjuiced We don’t 😂🤌

@Smurf_Nita Clean

Can take the girl out of the hood but can't take the hood out of the girl🥳😂😂

@warmjuiced @KeKirwa No way. Infact tutatafutwa na viongozi for support through development

@DaisyMakini Nice. Must have been quite an experience

@warmjuiced FFM

Still remember my first threesome vividly (2021)

@DamarisTOO1 @WilliamsRuto Sai hadi apee kila mtu kazi ya 100k na lami hadi kwa choo bado ni WANTAM bois.

Mr. President Sir, @WilliamsRuto we have 140000 schools in Kenya, the one thing a parent struggles to get is that certificate. Let's hold onto any other project and focus on schools and Health. Those alone will change the perception created by Kenyans. Do a reshuffle next week and put competent people. I am concerned that the ones who have tried working hard will be sabotaged yet they worked. Kwa saa hii fungal Kamba......fukuza wote and get competent people. I have seen how we can manage digging 14000 boreholes in all Kenyan primary schools by December 14000 in villages and dispensaries full of medications and health facilities fully equipped. With these two....you will buy me a cow in Oct 2027.