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@svershbow we had a dog growing up who insisted on carrying one of my dad's yard work gloves with him on every walk but this is next level of that lol. Perfection.

Today, I met a dog who carries around an emotional support seashell. Apparently he has a box of them at home.

@ByNateTaylor @PatMcAfeeShow She says similar about him. From her album launch in October: x.com/lolatayvis/sta…

This answer from Travis Kelce on the @PatMcAfeeShow on Taylor Swift’s influence on him continuing his NFL career is worth your time.

@kenzianidiot refer to yourself as 'we' when service professionals come to the house so they think you have a male partner who is not home. I've done it both ways and gotten consistently better service and paying attention to me when I use we.

women only please: what’s one piece of advice that you’d give to a woman who lives alone?

@jessenewell it was perfectly clear to me. I love the show and have been waiting for you to pop up, and the energy and banter was great between you and Robert. So many people just looking for excuses to confirm the takes they've been stewing over.

It was my own analogy, not the Chiefs'. The fact is, if you look at their underlying numbers (point differential, EPA/play, etc.), they probably should've won 11 games in 2024 and 11 games in 2025. They went 15-2 and 6-11 instead. Both Chiefs teams were outliers. If Chiefs went 11-6 then 11-6, we're talking about offensive tweaks this offseason and not wholesale changes. 6-11 probably creates more panic than is warranted for an offense that, when it had its two OTs through 12 games, was 2nd-best in EPA/play. But for all of my own opinion on that, I wrote an article today about an offensive identity shift you're likely to see with the Chiefs in 2025 (below). They hired Eric Bieniemy, so they obviously believe the standard in the building had slipped recently. I'm confident that if Andy Reid left the Chiefs tomorrow, 20 NFL teams would want to hire him to run his offense. And to have Andy Reid change to run McVay/Shanahan offenses would defeat the purpose of having ANDY REID as your coach. He's the mastermind behind his offensive system and can answer all questions for any scenario. There's definite power in having that from a HOF coach. So the Chiefs aren't wholesale changing. They probably shouldn't. Yes, they should be concerned about last year, and yes, they're making real changes because of those results. But also very possible they won't go 1-10 in one-score games next year and "improve" just with some better Blackjack luck as well. That's what I was trying to convey from my own thoughts, but obviously didn't do very effectively. t.co/6P8Gduy4dN

If the Chiefs view last year as a good process with a bad luck result, that's really a bummer. (it's a terrific analogy from @jessenewell, who does great work and is just doing his job here! I would just very strongly argue that there was a LOT of the process to criticize)

@drterrysimpson Hang in there Lucky. We recognize that harness in this house 💛

He is 16, can't see, can't hear - needs some support, as you can see. His name is Lucky. Six months older than my son - and because every dog needs a boy and every boy needs a dog. He has been the faithful companion. Loves his walks, his food, and his family. Say hi

@ChiefsfanCHI23 So from what's shared here I don't think you can say he didn't have insurance.

@ChiefsfanCHI23 Unfortunately insurance denies treatment all the time, especially if the treatment your physician recommends is not the one in their policies for your diagnosis (this is way more common than you think). And if you have aggressive cancer you're likely trying experimental treatment

I have a problem with this. There’s absolutely no reason not to have health insurance (I’m assuming that’s why they need money.) You get insurance for what might happen, not for what is. “I’m young and healthy isn’t an excuse.”

@svershbow @tyjjjjones I’m all in thank you!

@warnermichelle @tyjjjjones very worth it for $70!

I was TikTok influenced to buy one of those cheap digital cameras that takes photos like a disposable camera from the nineties and I love it ~so~ much. These were taken at my friend's wedding yesterday.

@svershbow @tyjjjjones ohhhh! I have been so tempted by their video camera after seeing Taylor Swift with it at a Chiefs game. Good to hear the positive review this may have me jumping in on both video and point and shoot.

@tyjjjjones Of course! Here's the link it's a company called camp snap bit.ly/3XkObrr

@xLauren_Mx always wanted him back. His vibes and energy did a 180 once the EB coming back as OC rumors started so this doesn't surprise me. Have tried for 2 years to find receivers to take a load off him hopefully they finally figure that out so he doesn't have to carry it once again.

#ChiefsKingdom how do you feel about this? It doesn’t really surprise me tbh.

@lexiosborne it's special!

@warnermichelle Wonderful lol

Honestly, I don’t understand where this rumor is coming from? I’ve heard this circling for the past week and I don’t get it lol. But I mean… let them take their time! He also has to figure out if he still wants to play or not. But to my understanding, they’re just fine. 😎🫶🏼

@HisDirknesS Yes! Due credit for the LT effort chiefs.com/news/joe-thune…

@warnermichelle Oh nice! They don't have 2024 updated on Wikipedia so I was actually thinking Mahomes had won the last two. Seemed like a bit much.

I dunno it would've been fun to honor a dude like Creed Humphrey in a year like this

@langan582029 @heykayadams Chicago tradition. He's the Blackhawks anthem singer and the tradition of cheering/singing along started there.

@heykayadams Let’s just call it right now: the best ever. Especially when you throw in how the entire stadium joined him? Breathtaking.

The anthem last night was unbelievable. Can't get over it.

@svershbow you'll need to visit Goldens in Golden in Colorado! Best day ever. visitgolden.com/events/annual-…

I need more people to be taking this kind of initiative

@lexiosborne hahaha extremely unfortunate choice but I live an hour north on the lake so know they're talking about a specific type of brick that was manufactured there. But alas this does not excuse it being used across a uniform in 2025 🤪 emke.uwm.edu/entry/cream-ci…

What city??!

@svershbow Always a highlight of the year thank you so much!

Presenting my 2025 Gift Guide! Per tradition, I kept it extremely random and stayed mostly clear of major brands. I hope you find something delightful 🎁 docs.google.com/presentation/d…

@jchat85 the way I howled out loud when I realized. Well done, incredibly well done.

This might be my favorite thing we’ve ever done

@sampson_dog I was floored at how much of a difference they make. These are what work for us, he only needs to wear them on his back paws. amazon.com/dp/B0BHKN1G9C?…

@warnermichelle Great idea!

Thank you all for your concern BUT I have thoroughly researched Librela, and we made an informed decision to move forward with a shot once a month over a year ago. The alternative would be that Sam stopped being able to move or walk. He does great with the shot. In a few days he will regain use of his hind end and running around happy. I am not recommending or suggesting it for anyone else. However, Sam does well on it and gives him a better quality of life and ultimately has extended his life. He has had PT, Laser, and many more types of interventions. He is a 13 year old Golden and we have managed to find something that works well for us and him.