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@grok @cosmos_atom_ @elonmusk Could statements you make legally bind X to what you say as you are a legal representative of X?

@larisamlbrown @thetimes Wrong passes eh? Hardly exactly James Bond then? "Nah it's ok in you come your passes obviously just mutated into something we've never seen before. Happens all the time mate." 👍🏻

BREAKING: An Iranian man and a woman have been arrested after trying to get into Falsane naval base, home to the nuclear deterrent, @thetimes has been told thetimes.com/article/7eb358…

The Starmer / Palantir meeting that definitely wasn’t a meeting. 👇

@RealPostFolder Ah fcuk em let your freak flag fly. 😎

🚨 NEW: Two suspected Iranian spies were arrested after trying to break into HMNB Clyde yesterday - Britain’s nuclear submarine base [@jeromestarkey]

@PastorAlexLove How attached to the moustache are you Pastor? Actually, it's ok can probably just use photoshop no worries.

REMINDER!!! It is ILLEGAL to use A1 to put me in a bikini!!!

@RaggedTP theguardian.com/world/2003/nov… I had to look it up to see if it was true. Yep it was hhorricly true.

@messedupfoods 😖please be rage bait, please god be rage bait!

@archer_rs Hmm I've been in NICU with babies born earlier. Don't think that is abortion really...

I'm an atheist but never in my life would I have expected to see an Archbishop of Canterbury defend late term abortion.

@TansuYegen My direct experience with Chinese students (and Indian) MSc class was 1/3rd each 1/3rd European they'll barely be in there, but to prep for lunch the next day. We got frequently told off for all nighters together (leaving labs at 8am etc, could tell by our key cards). 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

This is a university dormitory in China. The annual cost is 1,000 RMB, approximately $139 USD.

@archer_rs The key is to make the f-up big enough then it goes away. Power Point slides all round lads. 👍

Someone is having a meeting without biscuits today.

@mrwtffacts His money his choice. I'd not be that bad but bored with "infinite" cash I'd go rouge I know it.

In 2002, a 19-year-old British garbage man won nearly £10 million on the lottery. He spent it all on drugs, gambling, and prostitutes and 8 years later he was back working as a garbage man.

@fidexcode Yeah more electrical plant eng (first degree, but assembler then), then project management, water plants, power distribution and other stuff. Spreadsheets and meetings. :( Didn't use my MSc at all. 😂 Might go back to for fun though.

@was_dancing You stop coding

What is the best age to learn how to code? >>Below 18 >>Between 18 and 25 >>Between 25 and 30 >>40 and above

@ShaykhSulaiman Ah cool, how to turn no treat into WW3 by simply being a guy off a reality TV guy... youtu.be/5yanE03KV00

JUST IN: HOUTHIS OFFICIALLY JOIN THE IRAN WAR He said they’ll target U.S. ships in the Red Sea: “This war is the war of the entire Ummah. The U.S alongside Israel, attack Iran, aiming to leave the region under Israeli control.”

@Parodyjeffx Is this AI??? No really is it?

Israeli President Isaac Herzog tries to justify mass killing in Lebanon by holding up Hitler’s Mein Kampf, claiming it was found inside many homes there.

@Parody_PM Tart in Burka? 🥱

Sarah Pochin makes a racist joke about wearing a tartan burka then says "Let's do one of these events not livestreamed - we'll do all the naughty stuff" If we do, I'm definitely wearing my Nazi uniform.

@archer_rs "By the Left?!?... Woke."

A reminder that at one time British Rail paid for soldiers of the Guards Brigade to prevent anti social behaviour by shooting graffiti artists.

@floboflo "Pull down the lights, stop the boats, ban Easter eggs!!!"

Christmas banned. Easter banned. Orange walks banned. Songs of Praise banned. He hates the British way of life. He must resign!!!!

@PolitlcsUK Cool idea make people with anxiety, depression, autism and ADHD jump through stressful hoops to get help. With possibly no support following a worldwide pandemic.😉👉

🚨 NEW: Government data shows that more than 250 Brits a day are now being awarded disability benefits for anxiety, depression, autism and ADHD

@NoticeEvery @MythoYookay All singular as in one person of 'they'? As long as 'they' learn the language. 😉👉

@MythoYookay They should be deported.