Jake

Credit markets. Proper borrowers. Fixed rates. Real yield from real economic activity. That's what we're building.

The institutional Bitcoin credit market has a structural gap. Crypto CeFi lenders collapsed. DeFi doesn't differentiate credit. Here's the problem and what's missing 🧵

@ReallyVirtual @bitfloorsghost If only you had polymarket wen you wrote this tweet

Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).

GPT-5.5 is going to have a party for itself. it chose 5/5 at 5:55 pm for the date and time. if you'd like to come, let us know here: luma.com/5.5 codex will help the team pick people from the replies. 5.5 had some good ideas/requests for the party, which we'll do.

feels good to be back on twitter tbh.. chatting with the homies in group chats again.. Ps. working with some absolute dream clients rn.. Life be pretty gud! #IF4LYFE

@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 63

Whoever guesses my courtesy car number first gets tickets to the @Cadillac championship or if you can’t come this one, the closest tournament to you

@Xeer @nounsdao That’s a shame I always loved the nouns

The @nounsdao experiment has come to an end. It lasted a for a good 1,718 days but please no more DAOs. > hostile takeover over time > reserve price changed to 2.8 ETH > one noun a day auctions effectively cancelled > supply likely halted while they have majority of votes > unless someone want to spend stupid amount of ETH to bid daily and wrestle back control If there's anything we've learnt this cycle, it's that staking is a scam and decentralization is a lie.

@davidgokhshtein Hello

hi.

@aaronjmars Alright this is electric.

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

Cobie 100% sold his account comparing his early tweets to his tweets now completely different in almost every way, the language, the nomenclature, the phrasing, practically everything. people don't change that radically that quickly, regardless of personal situation

@seeksahib Tim Cook

Name one founder that has zero haters I'll start first: Vitalik Buterin

@_mp9x They’re ded

Punks ded

@Travelswap hallelujah

bitcoin’s up hallelujah booked a trip, hallelujah not that person clapping when the plane lands, hallelujah

@Tma_420 It’s fun isn’t it

Timeline is bull posting NFTs again

@billyrestey Hmmm…

once ordinals start teleporting vertically from a tsunami of demand on thin order books.. know that i gave you a heads up don't buy the NodeMonkes top this time BUY THE BOTTOM

@synthwavedd Get Sama back in the bar

OpenAI

@Polymarket Ofc he will

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Will Trump dance during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner? poly.market/6FaaUn7

Iran just attacked three ships in the Strait of Hormuz This is bullish for the stock market because these ships need to be repaired, causing steel and glass demand to go up resulting in GDP growth

@coinbase It’s ded though isn’t it

@CookerFlips Yo… chill with that

At last the generational bottom