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@GarryHull4 @RebelNewsOnline Yes you can. YOU need better advisers.

@RebelNewsOnline You can’t be charged with careless driving on private property. You need better advisers

Toronto police officer SMASHES through gate at station — what happened? While we try our best to back the blue — which is to say those honest and hardworking officers on the street as opposed to the politicized brass — the corruption scandals (plural) at the Toronto Police Service are making this prospect somewhat hard to achieve with every passing week. Indeed, in light of Project South, in which several Toronto Police officers were charged with everything from theft and fraud to conspiracy to commit murder, Police Chief Myron Demkiw has promised more accountability and transparency moving forward. The precise opposite appears to be the case. Case in point: the police tried to cover up the illicit raid at 22 Division by the Professional Standards Unit in late February — until Rebel News broke this story. By way of background, a whistleblower had told Professional Standards that cops at this station were drinking on the job. No evidence was found. But get this: the Toronto Police Association alleges that Professional Standards violated the Charter rights of the 22 Division officers and even broke the law. We shall see how this story plays out in the days ahead. Meanwhile, the response from police headquarters? Silence… Here’s our latest example of a hush-hush fiasco in which we go from the disturbing to unintentionally funny. Much to the chagrin of the brass, Rebel News obtained a video clip from Jay Bannister at Mad Lab Press. The video features two police SUVs in the driveway of 42 Division that leads to the station’s secure parking lot. A police officer – who we are told is a female rookie – activates the fortified steel gate to slide open and then returns to her cruiser. The first SUV enters the compound. The female officer proceeds to enter the compound, too – but alas, just one hitch: by this time, the gate has closed. Yet, inexplicably, the cruiser plows through it nevertheless. But how did this happen? Was she so distracted by her phone or dashboard computer that she didn’t even notice the gate had closed? And what are the consequences? Was this officer charged with careless driving, as any civilian would be? Will she receive demerit points on her driver’s licence and an uptick in her insurance? And is she on the hook for the estimated $25,000 replacement cost of the gate or does the ever-beleaguered taxpayer pick up the tab? For that matter, was this accident even reported? If not, why not? Or is it still business as usual regarding the modus operandi of the police brass, which is to default to coverup mode whenever something embarrassing occurs? If so, we defer to that old maxim: “It’s not the crime it’s the coverup.” Translation: attempts to hide wrongdoing (i.e., obstruction of justice, perjury) are often more damaging than the initial act (although in truth, sometimes the egregious matter is a combination of both the crime and the coverup.) In any case, let’s label this latest scandal “Gategate”. We did pay a visit to 42 Division to seek answers. An angry cop told us to beat it. What a delightful media relations strategy! In any event, we now know why police cruisers sport those heavy-duty bash bars on the front bumper: even a full-size SUV is prone to damage when an inattentive driver smashes through a steel gate… REPORT by @TheMenzoid:

@racefansdotnet Pardon?

Lance Stroll goes quickest with a 1'16.221 on softs. Most drivers doing qualifying simulations now. #F1 #HungarianGP #RaceFans

@SkySportsF1 on behalf of everyone. Please get rid of @DanicaPatrick and give us more @davidevalsecchi

@wtf1official To quote the iconic Italian Joe Pesci “what the fuck is dis piece of shit?”

Ferrari's NEW Miami GP livery 😮 Thoughts? #MiamiGP

@CHCHNews Giant. Waste. Of. Time.

#BREAKING Prime Minister Mark Carney has secured a Liberal minority government. chch.com/chch-news/chch…

@theJagmeetSingh Enjoy your pension

It's been the honour of my life to lead the NDP, and to represent the people of Burnaby Central. Congratulations to Prime Minister Carney, and to all the other leaders on a hard-fought campaign. I know this night is disappointing for New Democrats. 🧵

@JustinTrudeau Sorry, how much has the government cost us? Gunna have to raise the retirement age to pay for the largest deficit in Canadian history.

If Pierre Poilievre wants an election, he needs to come clean about what he’ll cut for Canadians.

@ESPNF1 He couldn’t throw a football to save his life

George looks ready to throw a football over them mountains 🏈

@FastestPitStop Very mediocre

Daniel Ricciardo’s F1 career: 🏁 258 Grand Prix's 🏆 8 wins 🥈 32 podiums 🔢 1,329 points ⏱️ 3 poles ⚡ 17 fastest laps Known for his epic overtakes, late-braking moves, and of course, the famous shoey! 🍾👟 What is your favourite Daniel Ricciardo moment? 👇 #F1 #Formula1

@FastestPitStop Good.

🚨 | BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo has parted ways with VCARB effective immediately. #F1 #Formula1

@FastestPitStop This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.

🚨 | BREAKING: Max Verstappen is oblidged to "accomplish some work of public interest" after swearing in the FIA press conference yesterday. #F1 #SingaporeGP

@AXE look what your product has done to my arms… chemical burns.

@nicmulroney @LCBO I yelled “stop”. What a hero

Got invited to a farm last Sunday, decided to stop at @LCBO to buy a gift. I walked in and a man ran past me, stole 2 bottles of booze. I yelled “stop”. The employee told me he was a “regular” and said he would “be fired” if he tried to stop him. (1/2)

@MattWeaverRA He had to tell his “fans” to come get an autograph?

As Austin Dillon left the media center, some fans shouted congratulations at him. AD told them to come over and he would sign for them.

@stoolpresidente You talk a lot of shit for a guy who wears safety glasses while trying to hammer a piece of wood.

I went full alpha male mode today putting up a fence so peaches couldn't escape

@MattP1Tommy Probably doing demolition derbies

Where does Esteban Ocon go next? 🤔

@JeremyClarkson Toronto

Let’s have a group chat. What’s the stupidest airport in the world? I’ll go first. Madrid.

@RyanAFournier Imagine doing this for a vehicle that is insured? Also, not a car jacking. It’s just a theft.

This happened 40 minutes from where I grew up. A Good Samaritan named Jonathan Adam Lecompte, 38, of Fayetteville, North Carolina, was killed in the incident while trying to stop a car jacking. The thug, once realizing he couldn’t steal the vehicle he was going for, stole Jonathan’s truck and ran him over. My heart breaks for the families and NC. Pray 🙏🏻

@FastestPitStop I don’t understand the appeal with Albon.

⚠️ | Alex Albon has reportedly been offered a 3 year contract at Red Bull Racing starting in 2025, according to Peter Windsor. He elaborates further: "As I understand it, Albon has been offered a 3-year contract to start in 2025. So I think you're going to see him alongside Max Verstappen in the Red Bull.” "I can't imagine he's going to say no to that, from what I understand, it's 90 percent correct." #F1

@historyinmemes @_pujs

Voldemort laughing in different languages might be my new favorite video