Johan Wasserman

@MarindaVannoy1 Blame it on the COVID vax, easiest.

Can someone please explain to me like I'm five exactly what happened to men being masculine?

@EricLDaugh They don;t even have to go in, just get weapons in the hands of the Iranian people and they will take care of the rest.

🚨 JUST IN: SecWar Pete Hegseth announces the world needs to STOP freeloading off America in the Strait — President Trump will soon hand responsibility off to other countries "This is a TEMPORARY mission for us. As I've said before, the world needs this waterway a lot MORE than we do." "We're stabilizing the situation so commerce can flow again but we expect the world to STEP UP at the appropriate time and soon we will hand responsibility back to you!" "To the incredible Americans executing this mission right now, simply thank you, your courage, your readiness, your unmatched professionalism and precision are why the world can breathe easier today and every day." "You are and always will be the greatest fighting force in human history unmatched always. Project freedom is underway, commerce will be flowing and America is once again leading with strength clarity and purpose for the benefit of the entire world." "Our will is unshakeable. God bless our troops and God bless the mighty United States Navy." 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Nosferoctopus @MerlijnTrader Quite the opposite, we can send the billions we save on Islamic Europe to our allies in Israel.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇹 Trump just cut Italy loose. "Italy was not on our side. We will not be on their side. They made their choice." Meloni's response: "Italy cannot be part of any organization where children and women are massacred." Trump's closest European ally. Gone. NATO exit threatened. Spain sanctioned. Now Italy. The U.S. is losing Europe.

@Whoifanyoneami @EricLDaugh I didn't say indict them, I asked why are they still employed. There's enough evidence to at least fire them.

@wasserman_johan @EricLDaugh I agree with this point, but they can’t arrest and indict on reports alone. They have to put together their case after investigating and confirming the allegations, in order to indict. That’s just my opinion, and I hope they are all prosecuted and punished accordingly. Inc. TW!!

🚨 BOMBSHELL REVELATION: The Minnesota fraud allowed by Tim Walz is *EVEN WORSE* and more BLATANT than expected TEXT CHAIN — Q: "How much longer are you gonna do the daycare scam?" 'DAYCARE' OWNER: "Another year or 2. Gonna buy nice homes in Nairobi, [Kenya]." Even worse: "The owner was on PUBLIC ASSISTANCE at this time, on VACATION IN DUBAI when this text message took place!" Absolutely insane. TIM WALZ ALLOWED THIS. People need to be locked up!

@SirSkribe @EricLDaugh I did not say indict them, I asked why they are still in their positions. There is more than enough evidence to get them fired.

@wasserman_johan @EricLDaugh because the protections that make this country great also protect them so we need to actually have a good amount of evidence to indict them. Specifically, we can't just arrest them because it's clear they had a handed. We need evidence for it.

@hol40900 I have not seen a better no-kings protest in my life! 😂

Crowd barriers up. Police deployed. No crowds. Americans won't bow. Brits are waking up. The monarchy isn't majesty – it's welfare for one family with a title addiction. Abolish the whole circus. Let them buy their own barriers. #AbolishTheMonarchy

@BowesChay Russia is not the enemy, Islam is, and this guy is a huge supporter of Islam.

The unelected, super rich head of one of the biggest crime syndicates on earth- Urges the US to War with Russia He owns at least 7 huge palaces, 10 castles, and over 50 other homes, mansions, and cottages. His "Uncle" was a prolific Pedophile, his brother a vile predator

@GigaBeers I'd love to know the fuel consumption... probably measured in gallons per inch.

🇺🇸 This isn’t a car. It’s a rolling tank called “The Beast” — the U.S. President’s armored Cadillac One. 🇺🇸 • 20,000 lbs of military-grade armor • 8-inch thick doors (heavier than a 757 jet door) • 5-inch bulletproof glass • Run-flat tires, sealed cabin for chemical attacks • Even carries the President’s blood type onboard One wrong move and it just keeps rolling. 🔥 Would you feel invincible riding in this… or like an even bigger target? 👀

@GuntherEagleman How do you freeze cryptocurrency?

BOOM! The U.S. just FROZE $344M in Iranian cryptocurrency tied directly to regime officials. This comes after Bessent pressured Gulf nations to expose and lock down Iranian bank accounts as regime insiders desperately try to surge assets out of Tehran.

@ksorbs It would have been much worse if the oldest church in New York caught fire in Boston.

The oldest churche in New York mysteriously caught fire in New York. Remember when Canada and Europe imported a bunch of muslims and all of their Churches started burning down? Certainly random, has nothing to do with any of that. Don't look into it.

@interesting_aIl To make sure gravity is on in that spot.

Why do cliff jumpers throw rocks?

@elonmusk Have you met Donald Trump?

Starship is the most powerful moving object ever made

@TheGoldenDays Tobelrone's first 4 attempts?

If you know what these are, we can be friends

@wakeupusa If she's too dumb to get a copy of her birth certificate, she's probably better off not voting.

How would you respond to him?

@crypto_banter @ChentoTrades You're about 8 months late to the party.

🔴 "I'm insanely bearish on the whole world right now" - @ChentoTrades

@ceqgar Feel free to remove them after you removed Windows and installed Linux.

Bro just made a mistake. Never remove those stickers.

@NoahKingJr There's actually a very good scientific reason for that... you're dumb.

Why don't planes just stay still and let the destination come to them because the earth is spinning?

@WallStreetApes Plant it. You could grow a whole bag of chips, or crisps, depending on where you live.

A potato chip somehow made it through processing, into a bag and sprouted a live roots “This just got weirder. This isn't just a mysteriously sprouted potato chip that made it up the conveyor belt, passed inspection, passed quality control and got fried — No, as it turns out, on closer inspection, these are live pliable, juicy, fresh roots. This potato chip sprouted in the bag after being fried.”