Will

zyns taste like a tshirt you got in the mail

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table? ME: hey thanks man ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

he don't have internet 💔

captain macklin celebrini and alternate sidney crosby ipad time

Google “Beer” right now. you’re gonna like what you see

i love watching sports and getting super mad it’s so much fun what an awesome hobby this is probably great for my health

your sacrifice will not be forgotten my goat

sumerian for you tab;

Why was this recorded using Rupauls memory

im just thinking

danger days summer!!

gerard i know you're 49 but it's time to dye your hair neon red and wear the tightest jeans ever manufactured again