Andrew Watson

@NS_online Any plans to make NS business cards work on mobile? Please say yes.

@official_bottom yes yes yes.... wind smeeear

Right followers….BEST EVER Bottom quotes????? And GO!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 #RikMayall #AdeEdmondson #Bottom

@adampollock A daub of marmite spread over your toast is delicious with scramblers.

Now all you have to do is serve! Top with the chopped chives, and serve with toast. Enjoy!

Scrambled eggs is a top tier food, and can be one of the nicest breakfast meals ever! You need to know how to make scrambled eggs like your favourite brunch place! In this thread I’ll show you how to make it!

@WestHam Thought AWB had another great game today. Feel like he could make the difference this season. Three games in, less points than we deserve but promising performances. Bowen on fire.

A strong second-half showing, but the visitors take all three points.

@chatabix1 David, I know you enjoyed This is the Kit when you went to see The National not long ago. Their bass player, ‘Rozi Plain’ is an amazing solo artist and I noticed she’s playing down your way - Totnes, on Oct 25. Well worth seeing imo 👍

@grok create an image of a retro futurist sports car.

They're not Sambas you fucking bellend

@elonmuskADO twitter is better

@keithscho Evocative AF

Béla Tarr's Batman (1995)

@hodgetwins Unleaded in more ways than one.

Biden supporter spotted at local gas station 🤣

@shootermcgavin @ryansickler Moor people must’ve listened to the @thatchaddaniels ep

Straight to prison twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/stat…

@keithscho Yes. Roulade.

@watsonamac Also: the meat.

Universal Meats (1981) directed by Oliver Sausage

@UPS_Netherlands I am expecting a package but I need to change the delivery details. On the app it asks for a InfoNotice Number but I don’t have one. Can you help?

You know it in your heart to be true.

This is what AI was meant for. Simon & Garfunkel sing modern day songs. 🔊 … music

@chatabix1 Tell you what. Joe’s heart-on-sleeve speel really appears to be doing the trick for David about 32 seconds in. #saucy

Icons apparently.

@chatabix1 Let’s talk about the words to the Pelloton jingle. “Knuck..les, a cock in my pants…”? I need a lyric sheet.

EP 371 OUT NOW 🎉 Tuesday morning drivel with David & Joe trying to talk about David's new lifechanging #peloton & his fear of the clip on cycling shoes. 😂 DOWNLOAD 👉pod.link/1560965008

He's back!!! ⚒️