jay

I thought “negligent discharge” was what happens to my underwear when I don’t change them for a few days

somewhere in the multiverse @watswrongwjay

@realBoneDuck no that’s not a drill bit it’s a doohickie

@watswrongwjay jay.. please. please god its a good bit but i need a break please God

babe, please, youre doing it on purpose. please. please stop. i know you know. baby please just stop it. its such a good bit, i get it, please baby, please stop. i get the bit but. please. god please

@realBoneDuck is this the socket wrench

big garage retard energy pass me that socket wrench

i will not wash my hands

@realBoneDuck I’m hanging on to my bazongas

hang on pervert

@realBoneDuck holy shit another banger you are so funny

i had an ok post earlier, forgot to tweet it and now its gone. so just pretend this is it, thank you

@realBoneDuck bc they’re not clean either or bc they wipe your ass

@watswrongwjay mine wouldn't believe it regardless of what i meant

told my family I’m “getting clean” but I just meant wiping my ass

davinci chode

@realBoneDuck almost thought this was literally a pic of you in our house but theres no tattoos

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY JAAAAAAAAAY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY oh there you are can you get me a glass of milk

@swanstaforever @realBoneDuck I don’t do “numbers” I only draw duck

@realBoneDuck @watswrongwjay The numbers, Jesse. Where are the numbers

thats a custom, clocksuckers @watswrongwjay

blasturbating: whackin off but doing it forceful and violently

@realBoneDuck I’d post my gfs big ol bazongas in my hands

if u were boneduck wat would u tweet

@realBoneDuck it’s boner o clock

okay so he rode in on fireday and the horses name was friday do YOU GET IT DO YOU GET IT

@realBoneDuck myummy

@watswrongwjay it feel aight tho😏

putting skittles in my boyfriend’s hair so I can pick them out and eat them like an orangutan

“female” “foid” what happened to just calling me a bitch