Lee Waugh

@EthanOsafc @AndyWaugh_ @JackFennell2 @LiamDoddsy 😂😂😂😂😂

@LeameRobinson @footballontnt 100% pal! Considering how bad we’ve been hit with injuries and the travel we’ve had this last week/2weeks hats off to the players give it ago and very unlucky!

@waughlee1 @footballontnt We were class against a well rested city team who spunk £500m every year

@footballontnt yous are desperado for some new commentators! Never heard a pair spunk in the kegs as much in my life over what?? Rimming halaand he done jack shit all game! City hung on! Not once did they praise Newcastle! #spunkbubbles!

@LeameRobinson @DeadlineDayLive @SPORTBILD 😂😂 Haway Robbo! As a 9 Woltemitty as a 10 Woltemessi

@DeadlineDayLive @SPORTBILD I’d fucking take him on me back an do the iron man twice to drop him off there

🚨 Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle United and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or better still, Bayern Munich. He has not settled in England. (Source: @SPORTBILD)

@gavd_95 Thought it was Marv (the wet bandits)

Uncanny 😂

Moxy looking ready for Qarabag #NUFC

@Robberkarma @LiamDoddsy 😂😂😂😂

@Carra23 stop talking so much shit please! Cheers

Dry Jan ✅ No takeaways ✅ No chocolate ✅ Stone down ✅ 😍😍😍

@SamueILFC Looks like he needs a good weesh!

Alexander Isak present at his own Derby. 😂

Most overrated player in the prem got to be that Chelsea centre half Chalobah! 🐕 💩

@KieranHogg1 Horrible this like! Needs a good hiding him

Wants jailed this fucka

People ranting and raving about Semenyo tonight yet the best player on the pitch by a country mile was the LB marking him!! Make it make sense please

@LukeEdwardsTele Good call that Luke! Think a few will agree with you on that call mate 👍🏻

I'm going to call it. Newcastle United are not going to defend their Carabao Cup trophy at Wembley. When they played Arsenal last year they were clinical, took their chances and looked ruthless. They were wasteful in front of goal against City. Both Wissa and Woltemade failed on the big stage tonight #nufc

@KieranRus5l Haha definitely! Ano can’t wait for that 🤥

@waughlee1 Aye mate we’re miles off it, have been for weeks and scraped through with results. Anyways on to the Etihad 😂

Woltemade and Elanga killed us there Jesus wept

@KieranRus5l So bad, we are miles away from challenging the big sides! Be lucky if 5 of our players get in city’s squad tonight 😩

@waughlee1 All three look like they’ve got someone else’s legs on 😂

Look at the bodies man!!! ⚫️⚪️

⚫️⚪️ 21 games played, 4 maybe 5 good performances and we sit 6th 😂 can’t wait for us to start playing well! E I E I E I OOOOO! ⚫️⚪️

Love you Eddie but this is getting too much now like!! We are bang average! Some players need a good volley up the arse

⚫️⚪️ from the first whistle boys!!!!