Wayne Shutt

@doompost @markpougatch Mark’s had an absolute DISASTER here!

@markpougatch Here’s you saying an ice cream shop closing is a ‘disaster’ - soft fucking cunt

Football reporters should never ever, ever, ever use the word ‘disaster’ in relation to giving a goal away. We’ve just marked the Hillsborough tragedy. Check your language. Do much better.

@DailyTPodcast @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Man of the people

We didn't exactly take @Jacob_Rees_Mogg to be a Greggs man but you learn something new every day! 🎧 Catch up on the week's episodes now through the link in our bio

@SkyFootball @WFCOfficial How’s everyone’s firesticks doing?

We are experiencing technical issues across our football output today, which is affecting our advertised coverage.

@ianmiles Strange, drove past thing this afternoon and wondered why had gone on!

These walls have stood for centuries, only for a Third World parasite to come in and rip it apart.

@SkyNews Is that even her dog?

NASA astronaut Christina Koch received a warm welcome from her dog Sadie as she returned from the Artemis II mission. 'I'm still pretty sure I was the happier side of this reunion,' Koch wrote in her post. 🔗 trib.al/404Fzt1

@SkyNews “Dear god, you know what you do. love the British public.”

This Easter is a time of "real anxiety", Sir Keir Starmer has said in the prime minister's annual message - as he says faith can offer "reassurance". Full story ⬇️ trib.al/5BTYykK

@FishwickDavid Should have been VInnie Jones IMO

I can officially announce that the man playing me in the Bank of Dave Musical is the leading star of the award-winning “Only Fools and Horses Musical.” Sam Lupton! Sam plays the starring role of the iconic Del Boy in the smash hit West End Show! Alongside Movie star Vinny Jones! From DEL BOY TO DAVE! Only Fools and Horses is widely considered one of the most successful and loved British TV shows in television history, and I am so excited that Sam has agreed to play Dave next, after playing in some of the biggest musicals in the country including Wicked! #BankofDaveMusical #BankofDave #WestEnd #OnlyFoolsandHorses #Sam #Delboy #Theatre

@VertuTrophy Really fancy a papa John’s now….

🧵 A look back at the last decade of #VertuTrophy winners...🏆

@TonyB_1997 @iamtomskinner @grok @grok although the price of oil is set globally what would the benefit to the uk economy be if the North Sea oilfield was opened and what could this extra money in the economy benefit?

@iamtomskinner @grok - please rate Tom’s logic on a scale of 1 to 10.

I’d like to know all your opinions in the comments? I’ve just paid £1.70 a litre for diesel. Why are we not opening up our gas and oil field in the North Sea? Surely by opening these and sourcing from our own reserves, we will bring our prices of fuel down, energy costs down, create jobs, bring revenue and tax into the UK economy that can be spent on the roads, the NHS, UK services and schools. We continue to source our fuel from abroad and it makes no sense to me! We should be backing our UK manufacturing and not let it go abroad! We live in very uncertain times especially what’s going on in the Middle East. Love to hear your opinion, let’s back Britain 🇬🇧 - Bosh ❤️

@m4ttyboy @SkyNews @BethRigby @LBC @TalkTV @GMB @business @GOVUK Irrelevant to your original comment. Your solution for the issue in the straight of Hormuz was to go around South Africa. Geographically not an option. 👍🏻

Sir Keir Starmer "is not ruling anything out" on the energy price cap, the prime minister tells Sky's @BethRigby. It comes as the war in Iran puts pressure on household bills, with the current energy price cap set to end in June. trib.al/r4gzANT 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@UKLabour 70 million people in the UK and this trumpet and his boss are the best we can do to solve this issue? Fuck me…. 🤦🏼‍♂️

The Labour Government is taking £150 off the cost of your energy bills. And we're taking the action needed to bring down bills for good by investing in homegrown energy so we don't remain at the mercy of international markets.

@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets Why start now?!

Energy and Net Zero Secretary Ed Miliband declares that the government will 'fight the British people's corner' when asked about rising fuel costs caused by the Iran war. trib.al/0mPXK31 #TrevorPhillips | @TrevorPTweets 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233

@ASFCofficial 100,000

Competition time... this is your chance to win a signed football! ⚽️🎉 We recently visited Eric Whalley Family Stand sponsors, #VitalSynergy, and they asked us a very important question... 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐕𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬) 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫? 🌍 Think you know the answer? Comment your guess below, the closest answer wins a signed football 👀 📽️ Check out the video to see what Connor O'Brien, Freddie Sass, Tyler Walton and Donald Love guessed! #asfc | #IndustryAndPrudenceConquer

@LegacySiu Francisco Alfonso

Name a player that played for Manchester United and Barcelona. You can’t.

@sportbible Is it because she has absolutely no insight and Bernie Collins being on the team makes her look silly because she’s actually good?

The pundit has broken her silence.

@thompsonlee050 @PipNewport @TallyCat8 @SkyNews But they did, and were caught up in it. And being protected by GREECE! Starmer has shown his weaknesses. We’re the laughing stock of the developed world

@wayneshutt @PipNewport @TallyCat8 @SkyNews If Donald Trump and Netanyahu didn't attack Iran...we would not have this conversation. If Donald Trump and Netanyahu didn't use all these countries for their military bases we would not have this conversation.

"The whole country is worried about the potential for escalation." Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer says he wasn't prepared to join the war in Iran unless there was a lawful basis. trib.al/55jVjd9 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@thompsonlee050 @PipNewport @TallyCat8 @SkyNews So allowing an attack on british sovereign soil isn’t risking British lives?

@PipNewport @TallyCat8 @SkyNews The true leader is the one who protects his country and his people. Keir Starmer doesn't want to risk British soldiers lives for sake of following a bullie.

So middle class these days… Making homemade mayo.

@markweb73 All good thank mate, hoping to get up to barra in a few weeks 🔴⚪️

@wayneshutt Thanks Wayne , hope you're well mate 👍

Bromley away 🔴⚪️ #asfc