Will Forte

First game of tournament, went 2 for 2 with 3 rbis. Two other plate appearances with a hbp and intentional walk. Played third base in the field with two outs made.

We heard it’s #NationalAppleDay 🤔

The Reds are hiring Terry Francona as their new manager, per @Feinsand

If I were the Reds right now bc of the Hunter news I’d sign @BauerOutage and when Hunter comes back could have a chance … just sayin

@SteveeKingdom Me

Ok giving a Rolex to someone who like and retweets .(6,000- 10,000$) depends on how good this tweet goes

I’m not a alcoholic but when I drink I don’t fuck around

Shane Gillis as Donald Trump and Adam Ray as Joe Biden appear on Tony Hinchcliffe’s comedy show. Some much-needed comedic relief after this hectic weekend. Gillis could be seen breaking character after he couldn't hold in his laughter while reacting to Ray's impersonation of Joe Biden. 😂😂

Woman gets bitten by shark in South Padre Island Texas on 4th of July 😳

The kid that backflipped on a cop last night hits dingers too. This story has become more legendary. This must be a proud dad right here.

This fucking kids a legend… Judge: “Everybody things you landed that Backflip” Hendon: “I’m pretty sure I did”

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

@HoopMixOnly 73

Predict how many points Tatum & Brown will score combined and win $500. Go👇

@ClarkHelgason @Pacers @NerdWallet @BoilerBall #dontcare #goirish

@Pacers @NerdWallet Lance Jones baby @BoilerBall

our second pre-draft workout is scheduled 🙌 on.nba.com/3UZ2TTg | #GoldOnTheClock

If I have to go one more day without wintergreen zyns I’m gonna end it. Sick of this zyn shortage

Video footage captured during the funeral procession for ‘American Sniper’, Chris Kyle. His funeral procession spanned 200 miles from Midlothian to Austin. Kyle was a Navy SEAL sniper who served four tours in the Iraq War and had 160 confirmed kills. He received a Silver Star, three Bronze Star Medals with "V" devices for valor, two Navy and Marine Corps Achievement Medals with "V" device, along with numerous other unit and personal accolades. On February 2, 2013, Chris Kyle and his friend Chad Littlefield were tragically shot dead at a Texas shooting range by Eddie Ray Routh. Routh, like Kyle, was an Iraq war veteran suffering from severe Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Kyle agreed to become the young veteran's mentor, and for their first meeting, decided to take him to a local gun range. But on the way there, Kyle and Littlefield realized just how troubled Routh was. "This dude is straight up nuts," Kyle texted Littlefield as they drove in silence. "He's right behind me," Littlefield responded. "Watch my six." Moments after pulling into the range, Routh grabbed two pistols and fired a barrage of bullets into both men, killing them instantly. Routh was found guilty and sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole.

He is Risen. Jesus Christ is King. Happy Easter ✝️

I’m gonna get so drunk tonight my balls switch sides in my sack

I 👀 you Henry Forte! Can't wait to see you next year! Big spring/summer for this young man. #Spartan2028 @wbforte @Cam_S_21 @dgj1919

@Skyline_Chili @CocaCola 🥤#SkylineSweepstakes

Skyline 🤝 @cocacola To celebrate our new partnership, we are giving away an exclusive NEW Yeti Cooler, customized Coke bottles, and a $50 Skyline gift card! To enter for a chance to win, comment below with 🥤 + #SkylineSweepstakes Beginning in April, you’ll be able to pair your Coneys and Ways with new favorites from Coke and Dr Pepper.