Nathan Smith

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I have a tiny laptop, he likes to watch bird videos on it

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@savannahailey_ The Cardinals should be, but whatevs. It is weird getting emails from other teams just because of buying a ticket to one of their home games (to see the away team).

the way that none of these are my team

boss mentioned claude code for the first time today and I had to act like it hasn’t been doing my job for the last 6 months

@beccasbraves Yeah, that’s always weird. I had a funny thing happen where I got to go to the “back to back” Thurs & Sat games for the Cardinals in 2023. I was on my way home alone from Opening Day when my buddy texted asking about going on Sat, so I said yes and we went to that.

I definitely prefer opening on Friday to opening Thursday and then having an immediate off day on Friday right after

@autocorrect2_0 Some people just don't let the Bible get in the way of what they believe.

I love a government official that can take a joke

Airing Opening Day baseball exclusively on Netflix is just the latest example of how much @MLB hates its fans. If you want people to watch baseball, stop making it so difficult, expensive, and complicated to do so.

I want Trump to change ICE to NICE (National Immigration and Customs Enforcement) so the media has to say NICE agents all day everyday

If someone enjoyed the first date, they’ll love this. If they didn’t enjoy it, nothing you do can make it better. But if someone likes you they’ll like this

almost definitely the only time the Angels will be in first this season 🤭

he hasn’t asked me to be his starting pitcher for opening day

in a world where we are on our phones 4+ hours a day, no one is actually “bad at texting" they just don’t like you enough.

Obviously, not a Cubs fan. 😵‍💫 But you know… in case you are… #MIZ

We saw a lot of this , this week didn’t we?

My wife @ShockurashC and I are in awe of the response to the @Neuralink video! All your kind replies... 🥹 I will post an update soon covering the advances we have made since the video was recorded.

@ofwhomiam4most “The result was that those women could not look into the eyes of a male.” That’s hilarious. Wild stuff.

@wbfresh90 It gets better.

You guys wanna see the craziest thing I've seen today?

@_sorrengailll Interviews suck. “Tell me about a time when” and my mind just goes totally blank. Or I focus so hard on the question that I’m still processing it and then have to pause to come up with something after that.

can someone just hire me without interview? i can do the job but i can't handle the interview 😭😭 im skek

Now official: The 2026 NFL season will kick off on Wednesday, Sept. 9 at 8:20 PM ET on with the Super Bowl LX champion #Seahawks hosting in Seattle. The next day, the #49ers will face the #Rams in the first-ever NFL regular season game in Melbourne, Australia on Thursday, Sept. 10 at 8:35 PM ET. Seattle’s Week 1 opponent will be revealed with the full schedule release later this spring.

Men, nobody is saying you have to choose a woman with a past, but putting it out there that grace isn’t your thing…that’s entirely different.