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Bald people with beards look like their hair is on upside down.

@avianca This guy was consuming 20% of my seat making my flight miserable and pushing me into the person on my right. You can’t let people this size fly economy.

@AmericanExpress Is there a welcome bonus currently for the Amex Platinum card? If so, how do I find out what it is?

@wbuxtonofficial Went to Budapest last month because you said it was your favorite city in the world. Thank you for the great tip. We enjoyed it immensely!!

@RobTheHockeyGuy You are correct It does sound like sour grapes

“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”

@Dodgers The greatest compliment I hear is that the Dodgers are so good they are ruining baseball

Good night, Champs. 🏆

@Dodgers Was waiting for them to thank me in the post game interviews for staying up all night.

FREDDIE FREEMAN, OCTOBER LEGEND. #WORLDSERIES

The drama of your utensils being taken away with your used plate at the buffet is under estimated

If I were pre-boarding wouldn’t I have already boarded since I’m boarding right now?

Sasaki has to be a front runner for Roki of the year.

Was 2020 type 2 fun?

@CarnivalFamily Disappointing and childish treatment of Sail Away Magazine. Consider me self banned from your cruise lines.

@pirellisport Why do racing tires degrade when they’re made out of homogeneous material? Don’t they just wear and expose more of the same material?

@conradtokyo There is a beautiful pen here in our room. Is the intention for the pen to be left or can we take it as a souvenir of our stay?

#Tariffs raise the price of products sold in America and end up in the government coffers. Sounds a lot like a national sales tax.

23+77=100 #LukaDoncic

Average age of the #AndJustLikeThat actresses is 62 years. The average age of #TheGoldenGirls actresses at the beginning of the series was 60 years.

@SCE How can I get status on a service request? (Service request number: 3861101)

@kinecta Whoever came up with ProtectPlus should be fired. It took all my energy to not close my account and I still may.

How many more years are we gonna go without abbreviating the word microwave? #micro #mike

@td_nash Sweetness

Who is YOUR favorite, famous player to wear the number “34?”🧐🔥