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@ConspiracyBull1 the paranoid schizophrenic has found a pattern in the numbers

We're officially back in 2011 with the Illuminati symbolism shit.

@TheSphereHunter nah, those "X wouldn't exist without y" lines of reasoning are extremely dumb. it's literally unknowable.

That unhinged feeling you get when you realize Fortnite wouldn't exist today without Resident Evil 4.👁️

@Blarg08125613 @ExileGrimm turn signals are to announce you're gonna turn. You don't turn the fucking things on when you're already turning.

@ExileGrimm I’m left-handed and am really used to swiping the stalk and the wheel up in the same motion and vice versa for a left turn.

@TheSphereHunter dp and steal his forearms

You wake up to a knock at your front door. You look through the curtains and see this guy waiting, what do you do?

@JessicaLBurbank just look at that drag, you just know he could make any man cum in under a minute

No this is so embarrassing lmfaooo

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg you look like you've sucked over 20 dicks in one night

Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

@NathanJRobinson you must hate absolutely everyone then

Dressing well shows respect for those around you. Dressing like a slob says "I don't have to impress you, I have contempt for you." A person who puts on a nice outfit for you cares what you think of them.

@anabelle I hate everyone fn fite me

Traditional Easter gun salute celebration of the rite of S'Incontru (the reunion of Jesus Christ and Mary) in Sardinia, Italy. I love Italy so much. Video source: TheNugoresu

An 88-year-old Frenchman presented at Toulon A&E yesterday with a First World War shell shoved up his arse. Bomb disposal were called to make it safe. The hospital was evacuated. I wish this was a joke.

@StephenKing queen

@SolaCat6 @TBSkyen (from their perspective) Disney has absolutely nothing to fix. shareholders are sucking up more and more money every year and that's all that matters, after all.

@TBSkyen At least they are attempting to and somewhat failing to fix things unlike Disney

Children’s Hospital Full of Kids Awaiting Gender Reassignment, No Room for Flu Patients

@buckadeath I want a rack full of glowing things too

When you text me "whats up?" and I say "nm chillin wbu?" this is what I mean.

@zoecology coyote en el bote

@EvRGlade_H @JolyonMcVeigh it's a joke about wanting to carry smgs jesus fuck

@CaeruleusCanis @JolyonMcVeigh that sounds even more 80s than this tbh. they'd be far better off with mp7s

@EvRGlade_H @JolyonMcVeigh tbf there's no difference most of the time

@kairouxl @raithunderstorm absolutely timeless

hello souls guys. please do your part in slaying genshin impact and vote for our favorite souls like of the year: sonic frontiers.