
Hacker of Weasels
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Hacker of Weasels
@weaselhacks
An optimistic cynic, engineer, builder and, so far, a life long learner. Let’s see how things continue.
Lancashire, UK Katılım Nisan 2011
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@hubmaker Thought that was all on the internet now? Just beer cans and dog shit left?
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Could the freeze in hedgerow maintenance grants have had an impact so quickly?
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport
Big conservation news in Sunday Sport this weekend: Fanny mags spotted again in the wild! Beat that, gloomyguts Packham!
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@turbotechdog Just lost 4 years on bat surveys. Too late now.
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@_Freakyclown_ Do you have a book or email newsletter available of stock tips?
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@Sandford_Police “Don’t get your knickers in a twist” normally works best I find.
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Say “calm down love”
Guaranteed to work nearly all the time, probably
Benonwine@benonwine
What is the best way to calm a woman down?
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@ClarksonsFarm1 Can just about do a normal trailer but a car lifted on a bogey is beyond me. Guess that’s the same. Poor sod.
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@TufferB He could lead by example and stop eating sausage.
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I wonder how he will achieve that reduction in meat consumption 🙄
James Melville 🚜@JamesMelville
Keir Starmer has announced a target to cut UK emissions by 81% by 2035 whilst attending the #COP29 in Baku. This includes… “A 20% shift away from meat and dairy products in the next five years, and less flying.”
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@1GarethWynJones Everyone knows chicken and eggs come from supermarkets as does milk and everything else we eat. No idea what farmers do apart from clog up the roads with tractors, especially that lot last weekend, young farmer hooligans driving around in convoy making ME wait.
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@laithafarm Arse hole and perhaps the government no longer need small tax payers either. 😉
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@Telegraph Spend it abroad paying all purchase taxes to a foreign country.
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It takes a village to run a good conference!
For BSides Lancs 2025, we plan to add villages to our conference.
If you've got an idea for a village that you'd like to run - drop us a message using the form below!
forms.gle/MQDyodisGZcSr4…

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@cybergibbons Has nobody pointed out that you’re taking the piss yet?
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Probably worth RTing the famous "piss corridor" access method.
Cybergibbons 🚲🚲🚲@cybergibbons
One of my favourite physical access jobs to a datacenter involved toilets. Let me explain. I needed to gain access from the less-secure side of a sub basement floor to the more-secure side. General office space to data centre.
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@1GarethWynJones 1 for you, 2 for the government. You’re dividing those sheep up wrong.
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@UKUpdates_co_uk @FarmingUK @JeremyClarkson Had enough trouble with the young farmer’s tractor run last weekend.
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The family farm tax must be overturned.
Add your name and show your support for stopping the family farm tax 👉ow.ly/Y4W350TYho2
#BackBritishFarming

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@happygeek Haven’t you been pissing away your later life savings on watches? Hand over half of them now, just the expensive ones please.
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I'm not quite at pension age yet so don't have to make that awful decision between selling my yacht or one of my 60 rental properties.
PS. When do I get the rental properties? I'm only a few years off and worried I might have been overlooked. My yacht hasn't arrived yet either.
I hate this labour government.
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@GH99953797 @agricontract £1m for a farm isn’t that much, decent land costs a lot of money.
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@agricontract If a small business has an asset and they can't afford it they have to sell it...why would it be any different for farmers! No inheritance tax up to the £1m point, the threshold for the rest of us is approx £325k ...
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