Joe Weaver

Staunch solidarity

Me: Stands up My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

@RetroMoviesDB A national treasure in two different countries

If you know who this is you're awesome.

This is the best articulation of how I feel about Israel. Thank you. I literally traveled to CEU in Budapest to gain access to private Soros archives. I smuggled in a scanner to scan every document possible. And here's the hard truth: Israel simply isn't a player. Yes, many impactful policymakers are Jewish. But Jewish isn't Israel. Israel is just a tiny nobody country that has outsized impact in the USA of extreme religious significance to Muslims. Muslim nations also happen to be by far the most powerful UN voting bloc and thus arguably the most powerful global faction in the world. So if UN has to pass anything, they have to get approval from Muslims. Which makes Israel a disproportionate target. As a result, literally billions upon billions of dollars are being spent by Muslim nations to condition everyone into thinking Israel has some sort of influence. And that's why news media about Israel dropping a few million on influencers dominate everything but you have Qatar spending billions and billions in influence pass by in silence.

@emmitonair Super Bowl XXV

What made you fall in love with the NFL?

@USAGroyper @DissidentWire Good luck with that

@DissidentWire Florida needs to lock up all the boomers on Election Day and I’m not even kidding

Florida GOP Governor Primary 18-25 Year Olds 🔴James Fishback: 67% (+44) 🔵Byron Donalds: 23% 5/25 - 5/26

@td_nash Jim Thorpe

Who do you think is the best “pure athlete” of all time?🧐

@Travis1 OJ Simpson

Without googling, name a past or present Buffalo Bill. I’ll start. Josh Allen

@HawkEmDownChris I’m also going with obscure: Cody Carlson

Age yourself by naming an NFL quarterback you grew up watching. I’ll start: Michael Vick.

@td_nash Sandy Alomar Jr

Who was the catcher for your favorite baseball team when you were a child?🧐

@ronsterd89 I’m sorry I can only pick the most awesome one

@TheChadWithrow It’s one of the dumber things to get animated about. These are mostly twenty-somethings who haven’t had anything like normal lives. And statistically speaking most will be out of the league in 2-4 years so who cares?

Here’s my take on Jaxson Dart. I don’t give a damn who he supports politically. If I’m a Giants fan, I only care about his ability to play QB. If you are a fan who won’t support a player solely because of who they support politically, you are a moron.

@Travis1 John Offerdahl and/or Jeff Uhlenhake

Without googling, name a past or present Miami Dolphin. I’ll start. Ricky Williams

@JarHead03520352 @StraightFlorida Seriously. They had such a real estate advantage that they frittered away for literally no reason

@StraightFlorida It is sad they were selling their winter homes at a big loss to make the state more affordable for Americans.

Huge shoutout to Canada for their fierce, disciplined tourism "boycott" this year. 🍁 ​Your sacrifice was deeply moving. Thanks to you staying home to drink maple syrup and apologize to your moose, Florida only managed to... checks notes... break its all-time record for total visitors. 📈 ​The local gators are absolutely devastated that they had to eat domestic tourists from New Jersey instead of premium, pale, Tim Hortons-fed snowbirds. It’s been tough adapting, but we are pushing through. ​We’ll miss the sight of socks with sandals on the beach, but our traffic flow thanks you for your service. 😂

@HellRaz0r1776 You want enough soup or not dude?

I was making potato soup last night. The recipe called for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

@ScottPresler @NickyScatz There is that

@NickyScatz No.

Texas get out and vote for John Cornyn

@amyklobuchar @KruiseSusa22496 If you’re against voting transparency it’s because you want to cheat.

Voting is a right, not a privilege. The SAVE Act won’t save anything. It will strip Americans of their right to vote. We have to fight back to protect our democracy.

@MikeBales Blatz

What’s missing?

@CrazyVibes_1 Yeah it was pretty rad

Dear Gen X, I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS?? Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies… And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos. No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences. You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma. I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.

Almost every Leftist speech begins with, “We want better schools, safer neighborhoods, stronger communities…” and somehow it ends with your kid unable to read cursive, your grocery bill looking like a ransom note & you requiring an extraction team just to buy toothpaste at CVS