Victoria

@TheCriticalDri2 Let me guess they all have to go to an island to reinstate the power supply in the only building that exists which is the exact location the dinosaurs are at (massive coincidence). And some children happen to be with them who wander off and need saving.

Oh God, please make it stop.

@disparutoo 25 years too late....

Very strange UK copying an American comedy brand that wont translate across the pond. Then they fill it full of people that look like they're straight out of an American sitcom. Peak out of touch. Get ready for clapter!

@DiscussingFilm This is about 25 years too late

The cast for the U.K. version of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE has been revealed. Starring Hammed Animashaun, Ayoade Bamgboye, Larry Dean, Celeste Dring, George Fouracres, Ania Magliano, Annabel Marlow, Al Nash, Jack Shep, Emma Sidi and Paddy Young

@KeruboSk I went on forced sick leave because of abdominal pains and severe fatigue i couldn't function i also felt weak. Ive done all the medical tests including scans etc and everything is negative. Only now am I realising its burnout

My therapist and I were talking about burnout, and she said something that really stuck with me. She explained that burnout isn’t just being tired. It’s being emotionally exhausted. It’s when your body keeps going but your mind and spirit are tapped out. You’re still showing up, still handling responsibilities, still being “strong”… but inside, you’re running on fumes. I told her how I feel drained even after resting. How small tasks feel heavy. How I don’t feel lazy—I feel worn down. And she said, “That’s what happens when you’ve been in survival mode for too long. Your nervous system never gets a break.” That hit hard.

@DreyfusJames "Blasts" 🤣

“BBC ‘fellow comedian’ fails to understand satire shocker… in other news, sales of Dutch Barn have skyrocketed, due to The Streisand Effect…” 🤣

@BBCNews 'No wonder you're extinct'

Martine Croxall broke rules over 'pregnant people' facial expression, BBC says bbc.in/4hR2ehW

@DreyfusJames Who has paper bills anyway?!

I’d rather rummage around in old drawer until the day I croak, than EVER accept this crap… I couldn’t loathe you more…

@ZubyMusic Getting out of victim mindset and taking radical responsibility for my life is the single best thing I've done for myself

There is a big difference between actually being a victim and having a victim mentality. And they don't always overlap.

@rickygervais Why aren't you practising your lines for tonight?

Can’t believe Cemetery Junction is 15 years old. It’s loosely based on my childhood memories of growing up in Reading in the 70s. I even got to use my favourite songs from the first albums I ever bought. Check it out.

@TheCinesthetic Legally Blonde 2

What is a film you genuinely couldn't sit through?

@ZubyMusic I loved my mini disk player

Mini Discs were a dope technology, badly timed. They never got the shine they deserved.

@timecaptales An electric car

If you were given 10 billion dollars right now, what would you still never buy?

@RockstarCat2024 @Rothmus There must be a ton of new writers who would even write for free for a Hollywood studio. Why are they so narrow minded? No wonder Netflix etc are so popular

@Rothmus They really need to stop “remaking” movies. Either get new material or just play the original in the theater. I’d rather go see the original of a movie than spin offs or remakes.

It’s going to suck, isn’t it?

@rickygervais The coffee tables make me dislike the sofas more

My office has coffee tables now. Who wants a meeting?

@SyddRELOADED Can't get signal on my commute into London which is hilarious, it's the SE England not Wales

UK phone signal is getting worse every month not just mobile data but phone calls too. Every minute I’m like “you’re cutting out I can’t hear you.” Never experienced anything like this in my life

@bushontheradio Always a BMW 🤣

I've drawn you another massively irritating bit of human behaviour..

@rickygervais You and reality TV.....🤣

😂

@TaraBull808 Good genes

People who get told they look younger than they are: what is your secret?

@ZubyMusic The best worst guru

I think about this daily. 😂

@elonmusk LOL