digital valium

Unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour. Also I'm gay and my penis is tiny and I'm mentally retarded

@ParisPhl Clark Park let's be real

@ParisPhl Actually this is like if west Philly was a person

Chappell Roan is like if west Philly was a person

@dru_montana47 @slothy_420 Transracial black women are real black women

@slothy_420 Rachel Dolezal

gun to your head name a white person

Another 25 days I won’t rope myself #fishtanklive

@p8stie @jcigroc It's crazy these people think photos like this are flexes, how can a sky look like it's literally in pain?

@jcigroc Yea. Trash and squalor. Very very disorganized third world wiring job too. Burn it all to the ground and maybe the smog will go away

just horrible

I’m smoking on that shit that makes me illegally retarded

I’m smoking on that shit that make me think everybody I know hates me

@BioavailableNd @Outdoctrination How does Tiger Balm penetrate past the rib cage to reach the kidneys?

@Outdoctrination Tiger balm on my kidneys and lymphatic points to stimulate drainage.

Alright let me know below. What's something you've done recently to improve your health, or something you've read about that you want to try soon? I'll start: walking more. I mean, way more. Hitting 15K steps most days.

The future is stupid and cool

I was born to bust a nut

@bronzeageshawty "I like to fight with my boyfriend"

The most important person in my life is not the most important person in my life because they appease my ego. They are the most important person in my life because they challenge my ego.

Every month is different

Black girls loved this post

I am addicted to staying alive too

elusive, Work-Twitter balance, tbqh...

@sardines1000 That’s what my mom did and I grew up without a dad

Medicine hasn't figured it out yet, but getting Flat Stanleyed by a large picture frame (&tc) can really happen

Watching porn six hours a day not to goon but to study the pathology of the human sexual response

Remembered a pain and renewed my resolve to not die

@Clavicular0 This guy worked in a restaurant like 6 months ago and got as famous as he is because most people are laughing at him and he is too autistic to realize it

Its funny how people think this is a joke when this advice will get your further in life than any other copes from the mainstream.