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@dog_head He's gonna win

Bob Mortimer -Nut Job Last One Laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@Gypsypup13 Built solid these homes. That's a lack of maintenance. Council homes will last longer than new builds.

This 3 bed ex council house has been like this since I was a little girl and I am 47. There should be a law where after a certain period the council can take it over. This could be a beautiful house near schools and the town centre for a nice family. There's 1000s like this

@LeeHarris He's kinda right though. Parliament is no longer viable. It used to be but it no longer works correctly. Corruption is the issues. Bribery, blackmail and lobbying is rampant. It all needs change.

🚨Keir Starmer LOSES HIS TEMPER at the select committee hearing because he is *rightly* accused of "enormous complacency" for failing to defend Cyprus. He's extremely thin-skinned and lacks the emotional maturity to be prime minister. The man is not fit for office.

@Breaking911 That is crazy. Standards are slipping. Tight deadlines, increased traffic and budgets reduced. Profits are causing this to happen.

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: Video shows Air Canada Flight AC8646 colliding with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport. Both pilots are dead. Dozens of passengers and two on the truck were injured. LGA remains closed as NTSB investigates.

@JohnCon72636524 Use high fat beef and chicken mince and put extra beef dripping in it.

Homemade donner meat made with minced beef

@UKBackintheDay2 This needs to come back as a matter of urgency. Unabashed, uncompromising and unapologetic. We need fun back in our mornings instead of misery.

Once upon a time, breakfast television was worth watching…

@ribzoftiktok Vagatelle

What is this type of pasta called?

@dog_head You're a chin strap

Bob Mortimer sings Dental nurse to Diane Morgan 😂😂😂😂

@virtualmage17 I loved this game

Pilotwings (SNES) ✈️ One of the most unique games on the system Did you ever play it? 👀

@FarZenith @KeyTryer 🤣 as mad as that sounds, that is actually what it is.

@KeyTryer you're a postman who throws pee grenades at ghosts whenever the ghost detecting baby on your chest cries

what the fuck happens in this game

@KimKatieUSA Can scientists find out the gene that is responsible for some people not being able to handle their booze.

Intoxicated woman picks the wrong fight in Thailand, harasses Thai sex workers, escalates to assault, then gets absolutely mobbed and beaten down by the group. Girl, if you’ve got beef with sex workers, you’re in the wrong damn country.

@NotFarLeftAtAll My ice cream man does Coke for £40

⚠️ Are you fucking kidding me… £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream

@frWEthePeople @DK_Able You could make the enemies do mad stuff and could increase difficulty. It was so much fun

@DK_Able Game genies were for the participation trophy kids who sucked at literally everything.

Game genie was one form of technology that I simply do not understand how it worked.

@frWEthePeople @DK_Able I never used for infinite lives as that spoiled the game. I loved modding weird stuff to make the games super mental.

@DK_Able I remember it. It gave you strings of variables and you could guess at what they meant. Many variables were given similar codes so the genie could tell you if it was lives or ammo etc

@ClownWorld Difference is she says "dude you're such a dick" and he will agree. Liberal however will never accept one single ounce of criticism ever.

Comedy gold 🤣

@A_J_Snowden @KemiBadenoch Starmer seems like a compromised PM right now and if so, it's quite frankly, dangerous. I feel like he is being blackmailed.

What is Starmer scared of? What is he hiding on Mandleson? I’m sick of listening to Starmer’s pre-scripted drivel masquerading as answers at #PMQs We know the answer to the question @KemiBadenoch asked him 6 times, he just doesn’t want to say it. So I called him out for it.

@FitFusion__ It's this type of stuff that made the Aliens in Independence Day want us all to DIE!

The most loved dessert in Germany! Whenever I make, everyone asks for the recipe

@BBX_Now Block this twat

@GregScottTV I'd walk a mile ower broken glass for you t'be me lass

How is it that I’ve watched this 9,113 times, yet it gets funnier with each viewing?