Ashlyn Inman

When you’re the goodest boy AND the biggest Pats fan

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE BUTT FUMBLE

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate Thx @amyschumer

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Hi @AOC Your staffer Hussain Altamimi says Israel is "a racist European ethnostate." That's wrong for many reasons, and it erases Mizrahi Jews like me. A majority of Jewish Israelis are descendents of 850,000 Jews violently expelled from Arab countries. Will you call him out?

The Jets with Zach Wilson at QB twitter.com/Skeeter696969/…

The Patriots and Bill Belichick will move back into first place after one down season The rest of the NFL

@leaping_lena I’m sorry WHAT

if bear not friend why friend shaped? if bear dangerous why tiny ears? hm?

In the Northeast, shark season is still going strong and it’s boosting a different kind of tourism. 🦈 @annenbcnews shares the story.

This is Tony. He’s been patiently waiting for hot girl summer to end so he can start his wrinkly potato autumn. 13/10

@leaping_lena Wow okay we make the cutest couple 🥰

@leaping_lena How dare you two be so cute

@Callie_Jayne Just get married at the concert 🤷🏼‍♀️

New evidence has come out and it doesn’t look good for Beaker.

@saaaavv OMG I FEEL THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

Being a person new to the city dating someone who grew up in New York is constantly finding cool things to do/places to go only to find out that EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT AND YOU ARENT COOL OR SPECIAL

Whoever TF mocked the first pupper’s looks: you suck. I hope you step on legos in your bare feet every day. I hope you get endless splinters you have trouble finding and removing. I hope-

This is Doc. He wants to be a beekeeper. Definitely didn’t get stuck going through the trash. 13/10 dream big buddy