Lindsey 🎃

I’m just a girl. 🤷🏻‍♀️

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

If vaginal dryness was a photo

@sysiphus73 😂😂😂

@weirdgaltweets I'd definitely take it. I know I'm ugly, thanks for the cash...

How is this even a question? Absolutely.

my niece got suspended today for mounting a lil boy and making his nose bleed for touching her butt. she’s 9 and will be getting ice cream very soon today 🥹

Liv Morgan performing her hit single “Trouble” while making her entrance at Wrestlemania:

.@realDonaldTrump

May I six seven them big naturals, mlady?

@ChaseBanks8384 The only feud I’m having fun with is Stephanie and Liv just because Liv is so extra. She makes it fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️ but instead we get jellyroll. 🙄

@weirdgaltweets Same. Its like that with all the feuds this year. They all feel really forced. I'm honestly only sligly interested in 1 match.

The Rhea and Liv feud was so much better than this bullshit ass Rhea and Jade feud. BORING. 150% over it.

“THe PoPe ShOuLd StAy OuT oF pOliTiCs.” The President should stay out of children.

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs" Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

I really dislike bad manners. Why do grown adults actually find it hard to say please, thank you, and excuse me? You literally get taught all these as a child.

@Marcela252016 Beulah. 🥴

Busco un nombre de niña ridículamente antiguo. Piensa en un nombre de bisabuela. Muy antiguo y raro.

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

quando eu era criança, eu acreditava fielmente que essa mulher era a princesa diana

hot take: your friends SHOULD call you out on your shitty behavior.