mitchell

texts i send: a thread

Redheads require about 20% more anesthesia than people with other hair colors. Scientists are unsure why anesthesia, both general and local, is less effective for redheads, but it may be linked to the MC1R gene mutation that causes hair to be red.

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie with Patrick Ball and Elysia Roorbach at the NEON Golden Globes party

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

I drove 500 miles to Los Angeles to rescue a German Shepherd who was red listed for euthanasia. The shelter told me he was adoptable. They approved it. They walked the dog out to me. I was filming. We were about to load him into the van. Then I was stopped. They pulled me aside and said “there was a mistake.” A clerical error. Someone entered his behavioral score wrong in the system, which is why he was ever listed as adoptable in the first place. Once they realized their mistake, they reversed the adoption. And now, because they corrected their paperwork, they’re going to kill him anyway. I work with difficult dogs all the time. This dog is not aggressive. He’s terrified, stressed, and stuck in a concrete nightmare. Call Sergeant Vega at 562-658-2085 and ask why dog A5745484 is being euthanized because of a data entry error. This is what “process over life” looks like. This is what bureaucracy does when no one pushes back.

LOCURA 😱 En Las Vegas hicieron un show con drones donde el cielo se agrietaba y emergía Vecna! #StrangerThings5

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

@kemimarie Any chance you can share with me??

i made this budgeting sheet back in the beginning of 2025 with formulas so when you put in your income and bills, it automatically calculates how much you have leftover. then adds it to your proposed income the following week. i’ve used it consistently for the past year

Snowflakes on a crow’s wings. Photo by Shawn Bergmann.

Hi @NatGeo I’ll take my retirement pension in 1 lump sum after yesterdays shoot with this lil bugger

Wall-e and Eve…

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We don’t fire people for being alcoholics when they get home.

@airmainengineer Area must be smooth for that dog gone smart prove right there

Can you guess what this is? Not an ad

“what is your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router:

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Ninja is just Fisher-Price for adults.

september 30th october 1st